Jesse's vibro flex dong by California Exotic

Way to build a bigger vibe

The California Exotic Vibro Flex Dong is probably one of the biggest vibes I’ve ever seen (let alone owned) in a very, very long time. Jesse's Vibro Flex Dong is definitely a looker; its transparent crystalessence pink shaft is covered with raised nubs and narrows to a phallic shaped point. You can see the inner workings of the vibe; unique magenta colored flexor joints run the length of the shaft and the vibrator core is cleverly concealed so it definitely makes for a sexy looking toy. The vibe flexes and bends (almost completely in half) and the flexing is smooth and silent which is surprising considering the simplicity of the plastic joints. Aside from the initial intimidation factor of a near two inch diameter (5 ¼” circumference) vibrator that’s NINE inches long, I was a little nervous, but eager to take it on! Two AA batteries, and away we go.

It keeps going and going and going...

If you’re fortunate enough to gush like a fountain, you could probably forgo the lube. But I’d say the average person might want a little extra lubricant simply based on the sheer girth of the vibe. I have a small pelvis so it took me a little while to get comfortable with this vibrator. Once the vibe is fully inserted, I can say from experience, nothing else will get by it. If you enjoy oral or manual stimulation in conjunction with vibrators, sorry, there’s no room for anyone or anything else when this one’s inside. I couldn’t comfortably take the full length, but this thing puts Ben English to shame, so I doubt I’m the only girl who has issues with the ‘fully inserted’ size.

Shake Me?

You’d definitely expect a massive vibe to pack a massive punch, but it’s quite the opposite, I actually think the motor in this vibrator in undersized. The vibrations seem to be absorbed into the framework and soft outer sheath of the vibe and the end result, even on the highest setting, is not much stronger than the lowest speed on a traditional plastic vibe. The noise level is reasonable, then again, it really doesn't vibrate much! The flexor feature is a unique touch, but it really isn’t feasible in my case, the bulkiness of the vibe leaves little room left to twist it let alone flex it around. When the vibe is flexed, it tends to slip slightly out of position and does not hold securely in place for long.

Big Girls Won’t Cry

If you’re the type of girl that wants to feel completely filled with a comfortable vibe, this is definitely one to try. The smooth, slick, pliable outer skin of the vibe is sensual to look at and equally pleasurable to play with. I would not recommend this vibe for a beginner, but moderate to seasoned ‘players’ would definitely appreciate the unique inner workings, shape, and overall heft and feel of this vibe. It won’t send you to the peaks of the Himalayas based on power alone, but what’s lacking in the ‘buzz’ department is made up for by hay~uge unadulterated shlong.

Be prepared to grab some extra lubricant. Take some time to toy first, play around externally, then slowly work up to inserting this vibe. It's a big vibe; no really, it's a BIG vibe.