My mini-miracle massager - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Lady Neshamah

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My mini-miracle massager

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Holy Fracking Shit!!!

Right now, My Mini-Miracle Massager Kit is my go to vibe if I am playing with a friend or home alone. It is really really powerful. But this little guy is very loud so make sure you are playing where you aren't going to bother anyone.
Published:
Pros:
very powerful
Cons:
handle heats up, very loud
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
I know for myself, Hitachi was the first brand of vibration that I knew of. When I was younger, it was way out of my price point range and I knew it was way to loud of a vibe to hide while living with my folks.

A few years ago, I finally got to try out a Hitachi vibe. I don't know if it was the one I used or if it is across the board with them but I hated it. It just didn't get me going the way that I thought that it should.

When the My Mini-Miracle Massager Kit ended up in my que, I was really hoping that it would be much better than how the Hitachi was for me. It is a pink vibe that is made out of PP (handle), Phthalate-Free PVC (head) and TPE (attachments). There is two power settings, strong and even stronger. There is a power switch that controls the power on the side of the handle. This is a plug in vibe and it does come with power cord and plug. Remember that you do need to have it plugged in for it to work. This is not a rechargeable toy at all. It comes with two different interchange able attachments. One is a nob and the other is much bigger and looks a lot like a tongue. The tongue attachment has some texture to it, but it's not that noticeable when you play with it.

I know that it seems like I was making a joke when I said that they power settings are strong and even stronger, well that really wasn't a joke. The low setting is far more powerful than most vibes that I have ever enjoyed. Even my favorites weren't as strong as the M4 is. Even on the low settings, it feels like I am having an instant orgasm. When my husband used it on me set on the high setting, I was really screaming and squirming like crazy. I kind of made a mess of the bed.

But there is a few down points on this. The attachments do have an odd smell to them. But it does air out after a while. Also the handle gets hot very fast when you have it on. So does the plug too. This is also not a toy to get if you have roommates or live with your family because this sucker is loud.

Something to remember, do not get the unit wet. Take the attachments off to clean them with soap and water or with toy cleaner. Don't use the actual head of the toy on yourself because you can't clean it.
Follow-up commentary
I do use my MY Mini-Miracle Massager a lot. It does sometimes have that ozone smell to it from time to time. I could be just from getting a lot of love.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My My mini-miracle massager tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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Comments
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    So what are the attachments like? One looks like a tongue, but I can't tell. Is it long? Does it move? Looks like a nice little guy to have around! And it kinda looks creepy lol, but not in a bad way. Thanks for the review.
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    the tongue is about three inches long and the nob is about an inch. they don't really move but the head of the unit will move some.
  • Beck
    Beck  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Ryuson
    Ryuson  
    Thanks for the review! This is for sure too loud for my living situation!
  • Tbanda
    Tbanda  
    Good review!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for that CALM review. Ha, Ha. So how do you REALLY feel?
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    Thanks!
  • CynicallyYours
    CynicallyYours  
    thanks
  • Bullfroggy and Rose
    Bullfroggy and Rose  
    thanks for the review
  • Abombadong
    Abombadong  
    Great frakkin' review. Love BSG
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    YES!!! someone finally got the joke in the title
  • Apirka
    Apirka  
    Nice review, thanks for sharing!
  • Undecided
    Undecided  
    Thanks for sharing
  • Anne
    Anne  
    great review
  • drock
    drock  
    thanks
  • Lowl
    Lowl  
    TY
  • Creepellah
    Creepellah  
    thanks
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