Lia dreamer - discreet massager discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by shotjuan

The Lia Dreamer by Cal Exotics is not very versatile, but being that it is an entry level vaginal vibrator it shouldn't have to be. Because it vibrates, The Dreamer can be used to stimulate any part of the body. It's designed for women, but can be used for solo play or with a partner.

The Lia Dreamer is waterproof, so it can be used in a shower or other body of water with no worry. Unlike many other vibrators or simulators, there is no curve to this one so don't expect it to stimulate the g-spot much, if at all. If this is your first toy, please do not use it for anal. It has neither a flared base nor anywhere to get a good grip on it.

This toy is made from pure Silicone. This material rates a perfect 10 on the Eden Safety Scale, which means you are not going to find a safer material. Silicone is a very body safe material that warms easily to match body heat and will last a long time.

The Lia Dreamer does not really have any sort of smell or taste at all. Since it's made out of silicone, it will not pick up a scent over time. It has some drag to it, however you do not need to use much lube. The material is smooth and non-glossy.

There is nothing fancy, exotic or mind-blowing about The Lia Dreamer. It has a very basic and practical design to it, as it is suppose to. The Dreamer is similar in shape to a penis. It has a bulbous head, but since it's a smaller toy, you might not feel it much if at all.

Size wise I would have to say it's smaller than most penis. The Length of Lia is 6", while the insert-able length is only about 4". The Girth of the widest point at the base of the head is just under 4" with a width of slightly 1".

Turn The Lia Dreamer on by pressing the power button located at the base. The two buttons will light up when the power is on. The second button controls the vibration patterns.

The Lia Dreamer has 10 vibration patterns:

1. High speed and solid vibration - 2. Medium Speed and solid vibration - 3. Low Speed and solid vibration - 4. Repetitive escalating vibration from low to high - 5. Pulsating (short bursts) low speed, low intensity - 6. Pulsating (short bursts) high speed, high intensity - 7. Pulsating (short bursts) medium speed, medium intensity - 8. Pulsating (long bursts) medium intensity - 9. Pulsating (long bursts) high intensity - 10. Ultra low (long bursts) pulsating

This toy performs nice for only using a single AA battery. That battery will last a long time as well. The vibrations are not real strong, which is perfectly alright for a beginner toy.

The Lia dreamer is fully waterproof which makes cleaning easy. I would recommend cleaning with soap and water. Make sure you rinse thoroughly. You can use toy cleaner, but I feel that is overkill for a toy made from silicone. Do make sure you rinse the toy well to avoid any residue though.

Most people store they type of toys discretely in one of their drawers. I say get toy box to store it in. They are bad-ass and if you like this toy try some others and you will be addicted in no time. Just keep it away from other silicone toys. If it interacts with them, the Lia Dreamer could react negatively, especially from other manufacturers.

If you want to be extra cautious, take the battery out. This will prevent the unlikely event of the toy starting up on it's own. If you have ever seen fight club you know what I mean. If you have not lets just say modern bombs don't tick they vibrate 0.o.

There is nothing provocative on the packaging itself. This toy comes in a clear plastic non-discreet package. The instruction booklet is pretty informative as well.