Fairy baby wand - massager by Media Craft Inc - review by Carrie Ann

Everyone is a huge fan of the Fairy products and I? I feel like a big, fat wimp because they are all too strong for me. They kick my ass and make me cry.

It's pathetic. I'm pathetic. My clit is pathetic and wimpy.

The Fairy Baby? Is STRONG.

The Baby is less than 3 inches long and .75 inches across at its widest point. It is pink and white and uber cute. It looks so harmless, so tiny, so cute.

And then you turn it on and it roars at you.

Well, okay, maybe not a roar but I was seriously surprised by how strong this thing is. It's absolutely stronger than any bullet type vibe I've ever felt.

Unfortunately for me, it also have very, very high pitched vibrations and my body reacts poorly to those. I turn it on and they literally feel like they're dancing across my skin rather than penetrating it in any way. This, in turn, causes me to itch and feel instantly numb. This means the Fairy Baby is just not a good choice for me, it whoops my ass in mere seconds, but is probably awesome for those who like intense, high frequency buzz and are looking for something easy to tuck between two people, tuck in a purse, tuck in a desk drawer or laptop bag or tuck in their panties.

The Fairy Baby looks just like all the other Fairies; it's white with pink accents and a tiny head that has the look of any traditional massager style vibe, only it's wee and doesn't have a flexible neck. It has a small switch on the body that looks like a little dial but is actually just an on/off switch. It has one level of vibration - HIGH - and, best of all, needs no batteries. It is rechargeable and comes with a small USB cable - so you can charge it via your computer, laptop, gaming system, USB hub, whatever. Convenient, yes? It takes about an hour to charge the Baby and there is a little light on the USB cable that lets you know it is charging and the charge lasts forever. Well,okay, maybe not forever but a long time. I've yet to have to recharge mine.

The USB cable plugs into the Baby via a small port on the bottom, similar to the ports in many cell phones for charging. It is not covered and the toy is not waterproof in any way, shape or form. It is made of plastic, however, so it's non porous and can be sanitized using a mild bleach solution or alcohol. Otherwise, just wipe it with a toy wipe or a soapy rag, being careful to get in the little ridges on the head. You can also use any lube with this, if you need lube, though water based is probably the best choice as it will wash off the easiest. It is very slippery when lubed up so use as little as possible to avoid it slipping out of your fingers or getting lube in the charging port or control area.

The Fairy Baby has a tiny little cord attached to it, a lariat type cord, that enables you to put it on a purse, keychain, cellphone, whatever. I took mine off cuz it makes it sort of loud when you turn it on - the little metal ring that attaches it to the Baby rattles against the plastic and irks me. Once that is removed, the toy is pretty quite. I doubt you'd hear it from underneath covers, definitely not thru a closed door.

The head is lightly textured around the lower part of it, completely smooth along the top -- which is nice, as you can choose which area comes into contact with your clit, nipples, labia, nose, toes, balls, penis, ears, bellybutton, wherever you choose to use it. Just don't insert this, either into vagina or butt, cuz in one it'll get wet and ruined and in the other it'll get lost!

Overall, the Fairy Baby is not a great toy for me but it's so cute I'll keep it anyhow. I like to turn it on and freak out my dog. I find it amusing that a 100 pound Rottweiler runs away from a tiny little toy...

And do NOT remind me that it kicks my ass, too. I know. I know. I'm pathetic!