Fairy baby wand - massager by Media Craft Inc - review by Carrie Ann

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Fairy baby wand

Wand massager by Media Craft Inc

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I Got my Ass Kicked by a Fairy Baby.

The Fairy Baby is an excellent choice for those looking for something strong, discreet and cute. If high frequency, intense vibrations are what you're looking for you almost can't go wrong, especially since it's rechargeable. Basically, it's a bullet made to look like a "wand" massager, with more power than most bullets of its size.
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Pros:
Tiny, cute, strong, rechargeable
Cons:
Very high pitched vibrations
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
Everyone is a huge fan of the Fairy products and I? I feel like a big, fat wimp because they are all too strong for me. They kick my ass and make me cry.

It's pathetic. I'm pathetic. My clit is pathetic and wimpy.

The Fairy Baby? Is STRONG.

The Baby is less than 3 inches long and .75 inches across at its widest point. It is pink and white and uber cute. It looks so harmless, so tiny, so cute.

And then you turn it on and it roars at you.

Well, okay, maybe not a roar but I was seriously surprised by how strong this thing is. It's absolutely stronger than any bullet type vibe I've ever felt.

Unfortunately for me, it also have very, very high pitched vibrations and my body reacts poorly to those. I turn it on and they literally feel like they're dancing across my skin rather than penetrating it in any way. This, in turn, causes me to itch and feel instantly numb. This means the Fairy Baby is just not a good choice for me, it whoops my ass in mere seconds, but is probably awesome for those who like intense, high frequency buzz and are looking for something easy to tuck between two people, tuck in a purse, tuck in a desk drawer or laptop bag or tuck in their panties.

The Fairy Baby looks just like all the other Fairies; it's white with pink accents and a tiny head that has the look of any traditional massager style vibe, only it's wee and doesn't have a flexible neck. It has a small switch on the body that looks like a little dial but is actually just an on/off switch. It has one level of vibration - HIGH - and, best of all, needs no batteries. It is rechargeable and comes with a small USB cable - so you can charge it via your computer, laptop, gaming system, USB hub, whatever. Convenient, yes? It takes about an hour to charge the Baby and there is a little light on the USB cable that lets you know it is charging and the charge lasts forever. Well,okay, maybe not forever but a long time. I've yet to have to recharge mine.

The USB cable plugs into the Baby via a small port on the bottom, similar to the ports in many cell phones for charging. It is not covered and the toy is not waterproof in any way, shape or form. It is made of plastic, however, so it's non porous and can be sanitized using a mild bleach solution or alcohol. Otherwise, just wipe it with a toy wipe or a soapy rag, being careful to get in the little ridges on the head. You can also use any lube with this, if you need lube, though water based is probably the best choice as it will wash off the easiest. It is very slippery when lubed up so use as little as possible to avoid it slipping out of your fingers or getting lube in the charging port or control area.

The Fairy Baby has a tiny little cord attached to it, a lariat type cord, that enables you to put it on a purse, keychain, cellphone, whatever. I took mine off cuz it makes it sort of loud when you turn it on - the little metal ring that attaches it to the Baby rattles against the plastic and irks me. Once that is removed, the toy is pretty quite. I doubt you'd hear it from underneath covers, definitely not thru a closed door.

The head is lightly textured around the lower part of it, completely smooth along the top -- which is nice, as you can choose which area comes into contact with your clit, nipples, labia, nose, toes, balls, penis, ears, bellybutton, wherever you choose to use it. Just don't insert this, either into vagina or butt, cuz in one it'll get wet and ruined and in the other it'll get lost!

Overall, the Fairy Baby is not a great toy for me but it's so cute I'll keep it anyhow. I like to turn it on and freak out my dog. I find it amusing that a 100 pound Rottweiler runs away from a tiny little toy...

And do NOT remind me that it kicks my ass, too. I know. I know. I'm pathetic!
Follow-up commentary
Stupid fairy baby. Mean, evil fairy baby. Bad, BAD fairy baby. Always making me itch and twitch.

Freaking awesome for anyone who likes super buzzy, super shallow vibes but otherwise? Blech. Get a regular bullet vibe with some depth of vibration to it. This thing is like a nest of angry hornets.
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  • Sephymuffins
    Sephymuffins  
    I had a serious laugh over your review for this product. It was great.
  • NuclearTeapot
    NuclearTeapot  
    Love this review! Made me smile and was very informative. What more can you ask for.

    Also your clit is not pathetic and wimpy!
  • One true love
    One true love  
    great review.....very funny
  • Dear Ruby
    Dear Ruby  
    Great review!
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review :3
  • Melissa Smith
    Melissa Smith  
    Love the review!
  • PirateofPenance
    PirateofPenance  
    thank you!
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    xOhxSoxScandalousx  
    Great review thanks!
  • Loriandhubby
    Loriandhubby  
    Amazing review. I really enjoyed reading it! Thank you so very much for sharing.. HUGS
  • MidnightB
    MidnightB  
    Great review you made me laugh; sorry you didn't like the Baby.
  • Lulia
    Lulia  
    It's too bad it is so high-pitched...
  • Cat E.
    Cat Enderly  
    Nice review.
  • Sabrina
    Sabrina  
    thank you!
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    XxFallenAngelxX  
    Love the review Carrie Ann!
  • xjonxthexgreenx
    xjonxthexgreenx  
    thanks for the review
  • Kristi :)
    Kristi :)  
    Thank you for the review, loved reading it. I also have problems with certain things making my itch and feel numb. Thank you for all the info and a great review.
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