I have Achieved YAR!

YAR Matey! I have the perfect discreet bullet carried right out in public like the brazen pirate I am. It is so quiet I can use it to sneak a quick orgasm just about anywhere and though it isn't totally waterproof it will stand up to even the juiciest Lady Blight.
Published:
Pros:
small, discreet, powerful, quiet, cute as a bug's ear!
Cons:
not quite 100% waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
A bullet you can wear like jewelry, how win/win is that? Add in an undeniable dash of Pirates and it is something that will make anyone feel wicked, naughty, and...well Yar!

The pendant itself looks like costume jewelry, which it is. It is very ornate and has suitably pirate motifs all over it, skulls and crossbones, treasure chests, curlicues, ect. It is on a chain, those beaded ones that keychains are made of and is shaped like a large peanut. The top screws off to reveal the battery casing which houses three watch batteries. The first three are included in the package. As long as the top is screwed on tightly it is splash proof but not 100% waterproof. It passed the first washing test, in which I held the toy under a stream of water and then checked the battery housing for moisture. It was bone dry, still it doesn't have a silicone O ring to prevent leakage so I don't recommend inserting the toy vaginally or using it in the tub.

This is a cute little bullet vibe, it measures 2 1/2 inches in total and is about
2 3/4 inches in circumference. The on/off button on the vibe is located at the top where it connects to the chain. It is suspended on two jewelry loops that are sturdy and heavy. It will hold up to some intense tugging. This is not your basic on/off bullet vibe, however. It has a total of five variations and they are POWERFUL. The first two are straight vibrations, low and high; the next three are pulses. The first pulse is sharp and fast, the next is faster with less pause between the pulses, the last is a combination of the other two with a fast, fast, longer pulse type beat. The vibrations won't make your clit numb but they are easily felt and get the job done. They aren't particularly throbby or deep but the entire toy carries all the vibrations with the tip being slightly more concentrated for pin point stimulation. The textures can be felt but aren't distracting or painful. This is a fairly quiet toy that can easily be muffled with blankets and cannot be heard across a room let alone outside a closed door.

The pendant is made of metallic looking plastic which makes it fairly non-porous. I haven't noticed any scratching of the metallic coating and I have been rough with this toy. It's dead easy to keep clean, just a quick wash with warm water of mild soap or a spritz of commercial toy cleaner.

The toy arrives in a simple medium weight plastic box that has a lovely movie poster type scene on the back. The box lists the following facts about the toy: it is multi speed, splash proof, velvety soft, phthalates free and the box is recyclable.

It should go without saying that this isn't an anal insertable toy. This little peanut, while attached to a long cord is a liability. There are better, safer toys for anal play.
Experience
I love hanging this toy on my rear view mirror just to watch Sigel blush, he's such a love! It goes so damn well with a gypsy woman or pirate costume. Works like a charm as well.
Follow-up commentary
This little vibe is so powerful and so discreet that I love to take it with me in the car when Sigel and I go out without the kids. I can tease him by wearing it around my neck at the grocery store and occasionally suck on it when no one is looking. The naughty look in his eyes is so totally worth it!

I expected that the toy would stop working or the finish would peel or chip but after many uses it is still just as powerful as when it came out of the box. The finish is still shiny and I haven't noticed any scratches despite vigorous cleaning.

As a teasing toy this pendant is tops!
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My Pirates pendant vibe tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn as jewelry
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere except a bath tub or pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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Comments
  • Double Analysis
    Double Analysis  
    Awesome review!
  • TheirPet
    TheirPet  
    This is a great review. Thanks for mentioning that the paint/surface doesn't seem to chip.
  • Pinkshirt
    Pinkshirt  
    thanks for the review
  • BoobCopter
    BoobCopter  
    Thank you.
  • ginainohio
    ginainohio  
    great review
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for sharing your review
  • angel42539
    angel42539  
    thank you
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