I like rocket science!

I was biased against this toy before I even received it, but it surprised me. It stimulates my g-spot perfectly, but can also be a great external vibe. I hate the design and color of this because I think it looks cheap, but overall it is a great buy.
Published:
Pros:
Thumpy vibrations
Multiple vibration settings
Cons:
Ugly design
Gold color
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Rocket Bullet is a corded vibrator. It includes a remote control that allows you or someone else to control the vibrations and settings. It's great for both external and internal vaginal vibrations. Some adventurous folks may be interested in using this anally, but I wouldn't recommend it. Anal toys need to have a flared base to prevent it from slipping inside the body. This lacks a flared base. Retrieval is theoretically possible with the cord, but it is thin and I wouldn't trust it.

This toy is waterproof so feel free to take it with you on your sexy aquatic adventures.

I think that this is a great toy for just about any toy collector because it is great internally and externally.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Rocket Bullet is made from plastic which is an 8 on the EF safety scale. It is non-porous and rigid, so be careful not to bruise yourself with this by being too vigorous... Unless that is your thing and in that case... Have fun!

The finish on this is super shiny and smooth so it doesn't have really any drag at all.

It does have ridges, but they are mild. I don't particularly like ridges, and the toy was perfect for me.

This is a great toy for just about anyone I think.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Rocket Bullet isn't small. In fact I have a hard time referring to it as a bullet at all. It's 5" in length with 4" being insertable. At it's widest it has a 1.25" circumference which translates to about a 4" diameter. As I said for a bullet this is not small. It is still within a reasonable size for beginners, but girthy enough for more experienced users.

The tip is the widest part so pinpoint vibrations don't work well with this toy, but its girth makes it satisfying internally which I am fine with.

This toy isn't the smallest, but it is easy to store and relatively easy to hide.
    • Beginner
    • Futuristic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Rocket is powered by 2 AA batteries which gives it a pretty intense amount of power in a smaller plastic vibe.

This has two buttons. One controls whether the bullet is on or off and the other controls the actual setting it is on. There are 7 different functions so there is easily something for everyone as far as function goes. I personally really like when toys have separate buttons for turning the toy on and off and then controlling the function. It's really nice not to have to cycle through everything just to shut a toy off.

The plastic makes this toy pretty noisy so this isn't the best choice of toy for room mate or campus living situations. It is waterproof so you can take it into the tub or shower.

I did have one problem with this toy. When I first used it, it wouldn't shut off. To turn it off I had to take the batteries out. I haven't had the problem since, but I did feel it was a little cheap that it did that.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Plastic is super easy to care for. As I mentioned, it is an 8 on the EF safety scale. This is due to plastic being non-porous. Plastic can be cleaned with a toy cleaner or mild soap and warm water. You can use both water and silicone based lubricants with this.

Plastic doesn't require and special storage considerations. You don't have to keep it separate from anything, so just drop it in with your other toys or stash where ever you'd like.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Rocket Bullet was packaged in a cardboard box that has a clear window you can see the toy through. It has the basic information about the toy and what it is made of. It's not the most discreet packaging, but it also isn't the worst that I have received. It could be ok to give as a gift if you are really close to someone, but it isn't pretty.

You can store your toy in its packaging, but I don't see the point because it doesn't need special storage.
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I think that this is a fantastic toy for couples. This is a ton of fun during foreplay with my partner controlling the remote. It's a toy that I truly feel is suitable for just about anyone.

Experience

So, I have a prejudice against wired remote vibes like this. I always have. There was something about them that I hated. I was bummed that this was the freebie that Eden was doing when I could afford to place my order. I sucked it up and tried this one out because I had it anyway.

I used this toy first during foreplay with my partner. He has a kink about remote controlled toys, so I figured I would put up with this to fulfill that for him. I let him tease me externally with it and then he inserted it. And it lined up with my g-spot.

This thing made me come 4 times in a row. The vibrations were thumpy and hit me just right.

I am in love with this ugly thing.
Follow-up commentary
I hate how this looks still, but it is too effective for me to be able to get rid of it. I have very intense g-spot orgasms every time I use this. I just wish it wasn't so cheap looking.
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Comments
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Great review, thank you!
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    Thanks for reviewing. The gold is tacky.
  • Nora29714
    Nora29714  
    thanks
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Great review!
  • SweetieLuv
    SweetieLuv  
    thx
  • TheSinDoll
    TheSinDoll  
    Nice job on this. I've heard that this one can flake off - so just a warning. Keep an eye on it and use a condom if it starts to. Don't you hate it when you love the ugly ones?
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    @TheSinDoll Thanks for the heads up! I will totally watch that. And it's so not right that the ugly ones work so well.
  • AlianneCimorene
    AlianneCimorene  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Neotigress
    Neotigress  
    Thanks for the review.
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