I rub my duckie review by Big Tease Toys

I couldn’t wait to get the I Rub My Duckie in the mail. This toy is really great for people who are curious about introducing sex toys into their lives but are still unsure if they want to have toys lying around the house.

I really like the fact that this is a very discreet toy. It doesn’t look like a vibrator at all. It is just a large, bright eyed yellow rubber duck from the looks of it. It looks very inconspicuous next to all my regular bathroom duckies.

I was, however, disappointed in the fact that it does say “I Rub My Duckie” on the battery plate. If it was completely discreet, it would not say anything like that. Nosy people could still discover its real purpose.

This toy is completely waterproof, which is very good for water play. I was disappointed that the packaging says it floats, and it is a little too heavy to float. It is also a very quiet toy, unless you accidentally hit it against the side of the tub; then it sounds like the whole bathroom vibrates.

As for its use, I found it great to just rub across aching muscles. The deep, pulsing vibrations really helped relieve tension in my back and leg muscles.

As for its use as a sex toy, it was functional but not spectacular. The good thing about this duck is that it vibrates in two places: the head and the tail. I found direct clitoral stimulation with the tail, head, or beak very good without the vibrations being too weak or too intense. If you use the head for clitoral stimulation, you get a nice little buzz from the tail around the vaginal opening.

The only real complaint about using the duck was that it is very hard to turn it on. The button is on its back, and the first time I turned it on, I had to press extremely hard to be able to turn it off.

Overall, this is a good sex toy for people who are embarrassed to have a sex toy that looks like a sex toy and also great for the first timer. I give this product four stars, three vrooms, and two bees.