Discreet massager discontinued
by Big Teaze Toys

I rub my wormie sex toy review

We had the most luck with me riding a reverse cowgirl. The long shaft allowed me to keep a steady grip and hold him right where I wanted him.
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Pros
Powerful vibrations, waterproof, very touchable material
Cons
Only two speeds
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
Measuring in at over seven inches long with a head two inches in diameter, I relished the thought of what this innocent looking little worm could do. Don't let his sweet smile fool you, I Rub My Wormie|I rub my wormie - Discreet massager by Big Tease Toys is ready for some serious action powered by two C batteries. The vibrations definitely live up to the power requirements; it is not a toy for those who like it gentle.

I first tried the toy with a partner, quickly bringing him to a serviceable erection by rubbing the worm over the front of his jeans. We then tried a variety of positions with the worm as an added clit stimulator. We had the most luck with me riding a reverse cowgirl. The long shaft allowed me to keep a steady grip and hold him right where I wanted him. In many other positions, the worm's two inch head was just too big, resulting in many readjustments to keep from grinding his bulk into my soft parts.

I decided to take the worm for a second test drive solo. After a lot of time, lubrication, and concentration, I found that although it is shaped like it might be delicious for some g-spot loving, I did not achieve sufficient penetration due to the size and angle of the head. The other end of the worm is the battery compartment cap, and I chose not to use it for insertion.

I moved to the shower to test the worm's claim of waterproof. I am happy to report it passed with flying colors; no water on the inside and no shock.

I Rub My Wormie has two speed settings controlled with a rocker switch on the tail end. The slow speed has almost a wave-like quality to it. The fast is intense. Both settings are noisy, especially when the head is pointed down. I do enjoy powerful toys, but I found this one to be hard to get just right for an easy clitoral orgasm.

I Rub My Wormie is non-toxic, phthalate-free, PVC-free, and latex-free. The Soft2Touch material is delightful when used with a small amount of water-based lube and has no detectable smell. Cleaning is simple, just scrub it with your favorite toy cleaner|Anti bacterial toy cleaner 4 oz and rinse thoroughly. I Rub My Wormie comes complete with a warranty card and illustrated instructions in seven languages. He arrives in beautiful packaging sitting on a log and backed up with a lush green leaf. Even the writing is fun without being too cute.

While I Rub My Wormie definitely found some nice spots, I found it difficult to consistently achieve great orgasms. Even still, I Rub My Wormie would make a great racy bachelorette party gift. What bride-to-be wouldn't blush when confronted with a seven inch smiling worm?
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Nashville
    They should have made it's head the battery cap that way this could be inserted.
  • Contributor: her.royal.redness
    *LoL* Now that you mention it I DO have a bachelorette part to attend... Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Lover of Leather
    Fun review
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Thank you for sharing
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