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I think this vibrator is haunted.

Very very disappointing. I used the toy a couple times and thought it was decent; a solid three stars. Then, the third time a tried to use it, it started shorting out, not turning on, not turning off, and generally misbehaving. Very poor quality.
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Pros:
Phthalate free, nice texture.
Cons:
Poor quality, quickly stopped working.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

This vibe is labeled as a g spot stimulator, but for me, it fell short. The curve on the end was not extreme enough to properly reach my g spot. However, the small curve was good at providing clitoral stimulation. I wouldn't recommend using this anally, as the base is not flared, making it unsafe.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This toy is made with Velvet cote. It's a hard material with a matte like finish on top. Very smooth. The material gives the toy a little more appeal than plain, hard plastic would. It's also phthalate free and hypoallergenic.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is slender and has a small curve at the end, where the vibrations come from. It's meant for g spot stimulation, but I found it much better at clitoral stimulation. The slenderness of the toy was not very satisfying for insertion, as it was almost undetectably small.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

When the toy actually worked, the controls were easy to use. Pushable button turned the toy on and off and also scrolled through the pulsation settings before turning off. However, the controls quickly stopped working and I couldn't get the toy to turn on or off by pressing the button.

This toy claims to be waterproof, but the quality is so poor that I never really got a chance to submerge it before it stopped working.
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The velvet cote material on this toy is compatible with both water and silicone based lubes. It's easy to clean by washing it in antibacterial soap, wiping it down with isopropyl alcohol, or toy wipes. Because this toy is non porous and doesn't pick up lint, you can store it in a cloth bag without worrying it will look gross or having to rinse it off before use.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is unremarkable. It came in a plastic resealable shell with a logo on the cardboard insert inside the container. I don't intend to store this toy in the packaging and I certainly wouldn't use it as a gift box.
    • Minimal

Experience

This toy is the exact reason toys should be tested out at least a handful of times before writing a review. I used this toy a couple times and had nothing I really disliked about it. I was intending to write a review after I tested it out with my husband.

Without getting into the dirty details, I will say that the wheels were already in motion when I took this toy out to test it out on hubby. I put the batteries in... and nothing. I shook it around a bit. Nothing. I took the batteries out, made sure they were the right size and placed correctly, put them back in... and nothing. The toy just would not turn on. Then maybe 30 seconds later, when neither of us were touching it, it spontaneously turned on. I tried to push the button to turn it off and it wouldn't. I finally had to just take the batteries out to get it to turn off. How frustrating to have to deal with this in the throes of passion.

Then before I made my review video, I took it out to inspect it and it turned on. But every time I tried to push the button to scroll through the settings, it would just short out and stop working. I caught a little bit of the weirdness on the video I posted. But, it is nothing compared to the weirdness that happened with it last night!
Follow-up commentary
I'm so bummed about this! The vibrations were really nice before this toy bit the dust and stopped working properly. After writing the review, I kept this toy around for a little while to test again. After putting brand new batteries, the toy still didn't work AT ALL. And though some G spot vibes are fine to use manually without batteries, this is definitely not one of them. It's far too thin to manually use (on my body, at least) without feeling a painful "digging" type of sensation. Sad!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • GNGenie
    GNGenie  
    Mine did the same thing! I thought it was a faulty model, though, so I had it taken off my assignment list. Maybe its a product fault.
  • JessManifesto
    JessManifesto  
    That's so frustrating, isn't it? I really do think it's a product problem....cheaply made.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    That's too bad that it stopped working so fast :-(

    Thanks for the review!
  • JessManifesto
    JessManifesto  
    Thanks for the comment
  • Splendwhore
    Splendwhore  
    It's a bummer it crapped out on you! Sorry hon. I'd also just like to say I find it odd that this is meant to be a g-spot toy, and it's like less than an inch in diameter. Seriously? Lol.

    Anyways, thanks for the review!
  • JessManifesto
    JessManifesto  
    Agreed. I need a girthier toy to hit my g-spot accurately.

    Thanks for the comment
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