I tried to love it, but it HATES me

I believe that while this item might be worthwhile to a beginner, it didn't do anything for me. There are too many cons to list, and it just wasn't compatible with me.
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Pros:
Color, price
Cons:
Paint fades and/or chips, Battery cover broke, weak vibrations, not many settings
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

Although this toy was designed to stimulate your G-spot, for some reason it didn't work that way with me. It was difficult to find my G-Spot with this, and even when I did it was far more uncomfortable than pleasurable. The vibrations it provides aren't strong enough to stimulate my clit. This toy does not have a flared base, and therefore should NOT be used anally. Because it's so slim and has subtle vibrations, I recommend it to beginners, but I doubt it would be pleasurable to anyone else.

Material / Texture

This toy is made of plastic and is coated with metallic paint. The material safety rating that EdenFantasys gives for plastic is 8 out of 10, because it's a non-porous, smooth material. I didn't like the material while in-use because it's hard and has no give, and smooth with no texture. This may be a good trait to some, I just don't like it myself. Also, while I personally think the metallic look is beautiful on this toy, I dislike that it's so cheaply made. It didn't take a lot of friction for the color to start fading to reveal a gray plastic beneath it. In addition, if it's scratched at all, the paint begins chipping off. That just doesn't seem healthy to me.
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The dimensions of this toy, as listed on the product page, state that it's a total of 6" long, with an insertable length of 5.5". It's 2.25" in circumference, or 0.75" in diameter. So, as the name would suggest, it's a slender toy. The design would be great for beginners or those who don't require much girth.
It's designed to stimulate the G-Spot, but as I mentioned above, that just didn't work for me. Between the shape being uncomfortable for my body, and the pressure being too hard and uncomfortable when I finally found my G-Spot... it just wasn't a good match for me.
This toy is not discreet, and I wouldn't recommend it for travel.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

Powered by two AAA batteries, this toy is a pretty basic vibrator. It doesn't have many functions, none of them are strong. The batteries are inserted through a screw-on battery cover (which broke the first time I tried to put batteries in it, it had to be glued back together). There is a silicone o-ring which is supposed to make this toy waterproof, but I haven't tried submerging it yet.

As I mentioned, there are 5 vibration patterns, all basic. They're all abut the same strength, with small changes to create patterns. It's a pinpoint, buzzy vibration, but luckily doesn't make much noise.

The patterns include a steady vibration. There's a steady vibration followed by pulsing. Repetitive fast pulses. Slow pulses followed by fast pulses, and slow pulses followed by a lower frequency steady vibration. These are in no particular order. I don't find it to be very strong at all, no matter the setting.
    • Not enough variety
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy is made of smooth plastic, which is easy to clean. Plastic can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and warm water, or by being wiped with isopropyl alcohol. I use spray-on, wipe-off toy cleaner. It's easy to care for. I don't pay any particular care in storing it, and just place it in my toy box.
Plastic is compatible with any kind of lube, but I only use water-based.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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    Thanks for your review!
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I am totally new to G spot toys lol, half the time I am not even sure if I know where it is. 8
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