If Heaven were a Luxury Egg Vibrator...

This is an amazing Egg Vibrator, from the silicone feel to the different speeds this is definitely worth the price.
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Pros:
Silicone, Large Range, Seven Different Speeds, Waterproof, Light Up Controls, and Smooth To Touch
Cons:
Size, Confusing to Tell Which Speed You are On, Vibrations are concentrated on One Side
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

This vibrator is Waterproof, made of Premium Japanese Medical Grade Silicone.
It has an amazing remote with light up controls.
It also has a separate power button and a button to move between vibration patterns.

This Vibrator can fit snuggly in your vagina and makes a great source of vaginal stimulation during anal sex. Also, You can use it during a quick swim in your local river, or your very own backyard pool.
The Vibration pattern adds amazing excitement. The Light up controls make it perfect to use in the dark, and the vibrator isn't so loud that it can't be used with roomates.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This Wonderful Egg Vibrator is made out of Premium Japanese Medical Grade Silicone. It is for the most part smooth except for two small ridges on the top and two additional ridges on the bottom. If they are there for added stimulation, I didn't feel the difference.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is a light lavender color, and it is a smooth silicone vibrator. The shape isn't "egg-like" but it is more of an oval pod with an antenna coming off of it. The antenna is smooth and bendy, so it doesn't create any type of hardness. The egg is large enough that it caused some slight discomfort as I slid it in, so I had to use a couple drops of lubricant, water based only because this is a silicone product. The Toy stores incredibly easily, and if you pop the batteries out of the remote it is perfect for slipping into your purse for a little pleasure on the go.

One of my favorite things about this egg vibrator is that instead of having the "typical" cord coming from the egg, it only has a slight silicone antenna coming off of the top of the egg, which is sturdy enough to pull the egg out with. This little antenna makes it amazing because the remote can be held far away from the egg, or wearer of the egg.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

I loved the performance of the vibrator. The seven different vibration levels made orgasm intense and very easy. My favorite levels were # 2, #3, and # 6.

The remote couldn't be easier to use. You press the top button to turn it on/ off. The Lower button navigates through vibration levels, the only thing is you have to skip through all of the levels if you accidentally skip the one you want. After the second use you should be able to easily identify which level you are on because they are easily distinguished.

This toy is an averagely noisy toy, there are of course levels that aren't as powerful and loud. None of the vibration levels can be heard through a door, and only the ones with stars next to them can't be heard through a blanket. However in water, they are all twice as loud.

{Patterns that are the quietest have stars next to them.}

Vibration Pattern Guide:

Pattern 1: Strong Steady Vibration*
Pattern 2: Stronger Steady Vibration
Pattern 3: Even Stronger Steady Vibration
Pattern 4: Repeatedly Gradually Increasing Pulsing*
Pattern 5: Strong Pulsing*
Pattern 6: Stronger Pulsing
Pattern 7: Two Short Pulses and One Slightly Longer Pulse
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

I store all of my silicone toys in a small plastic box with my glass dildos {each in a separate thick sock} , I prefer to keep them away from my stinky rubber dildos that I'm afraid will cause them to stink. Silicone is non porous and can simply washed in warm soapy water. I recommend the same soap you wash your genitals in, that way you won't have any type of irritation. Silicone can be boiled or thrown on the top rack of the dishwasher, but I don't share my silicone toys, and I just would rather wash it in the sink before and after use.

The base can catch a bit of lint, but a quick rinse in the sink takes care of that.

Packaging

The Egg Came in a little rectangular box. The box lifts opened, but was sealed with tape circles for shipment. Inside the egg vibrator and remote sat on top of the directions and batteries. The directions are in six different languages and I had the hardest time finding the ones that were in english.

Personal comments

This particular vibrator takes 2N batteries and 1- 12V battery. Those are hard to find in my town, so I'll have to locate them in a larger city, and just buy a bunch. Although This toy has shown great ability to keep batteries, and even came with its first set, just be sure you have access to this type of battery.

Experience

The day I picked up this wonderful little gem from the post office was cookout at the lake day.

I was surprised when I opened the box in the back of my jeep and saw that it said it was waterproof, I didn't even know! After mingling with friends and family, I insisted my boyfriend and I find us somewhere a little private. The Egg is a LOT louder in water. I feel like it should be quieter since it is nestled deep inside of you, but you can hear it. It isn't too awful bad, it can be masked, just be careful not to let it fall out, its pretty large, so I don't see that happening.

Also, I'm not sure how waterproof the remote is, so be careful.
Follow-up commentary
I'm half and half on this vibrator. While the range, variety of functions and design make me want to marry this egg, the fact that the damn batteries are so hard to find make me really turned off. I was able to find a few packs of N batteries and have used this several times since my review. I'm just scared I'll get super attached to it and won't be able to find any more N batteries. The vibrator is great; the batteries are not.
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    karenm  
    Great review, thanks!
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    Thanks for the review
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    Nice! Thank you
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