Impulse bulbous G by California Exotic

The Impulse bulbous G implies that this toy is meant to be used on the g-spot. I found that the shape of this toy made it virtually impossible to use in the manner. It was too thick to insert in order for it to stay in place and if you used the top of the toy (where the controls are located) to keep it in place, the connection would sometimes cut out. I also found that the six different levels of vibration didn’t work most of the time. The vibrations would typically increase with each press of the button but the pulsate, intermittent high/low and random sequence functions rarely worked and never when the toy itself was inserted. I found that the batteries were difficult to put into the toy and the cap caused me no end of problems. I probably spent 10 minutes trying to get the cap back on after the batteries were in place.

On a positive note, the controls were easy to reach and use. The vibrations were pleasantly strong but I would have expected more with four batteries being used. Unfortunately, the sound level of the toy matched the strength of the vibration which made it a little loud to use and feel secure that no else was being forced to eavesdrop on your fun. Not that I am ashamed to use toys but I don’t necessarily want the people in the apartment below me to know what I get up to when my boyfriend is away.

Overall, I was very disappointed in this product. I felt that it was shoddily-made, with the programmed vibrations not working. It took more batteries than the average toy and was not very comfortable to use except for the ease of accessing the controls. The vibration level was strong but the noise associated with it was unacceptable. I have many other toys from this company that I like but I cannot recommend this one.