Internet enabled rabbit sex toy review
…his orchestration had me screaming into his ear and fucking my orgasm against the quivering rabbit. The painful setup may prove worth it if it continues to ultimately bring such pleasurable sessions.Published: June 19, 2007
My partner is gone constantly, and it kills me. He is away for weeks, months at a time. But our sexuality does not stop in his physical absence. If nothing else, the lust and cravings become increasingly unbearable. We have tried modifications of both phone and cyber sex. Then the Internet Rabbit appeared as a seemingly better solution. Yes, it would be a vibrator touching me, but something about him controlling my sensations made it feel more like sex.
Of course, I tested the Internet Rabbit by myself first, as we waited for a serial port adapter to arrive in the mail. When I saw the cable required a serial port, I half expected the installation to be on floppy disk. Everything is USB these days.
The Internet Rabbit was my first rabbit-esque vibrator. I had heard stories about them, seen them for years but never owned one. I was so excited to try the blending of vaginal and clitoral stimulation. And the Internet Rabbit played me beautifully as it brought me to screaming orgasms with its multiple modes, settings, and speeds. I only had an issue adjusting the controls, reaching down while it was inside me.
The setup for dual play, however, was arduous, more complicated than I ever expected. First, I had to buy and install the serial port adapter. Then I had to authenticate the sex toy. Then I had to download and install the chat console off of link and buy my membership. But that was only my half. My partner also had to download and install his chat console and buy his own membership. We both paid ten dollars a month to play.
I waited anxiously and naked as his installation took forever. Then the chat console would not work on his computer. Between troubleshooting his installation and finding time around work schedules, I was left unsatisfied for days. I was twitching with anticipation and frustration. Finally, his console was functioning.
At this point, I thought we would be able to connect and play at last. Yet the complications continued. It told him I wasn't online. It told me he wasn't online. Then we finally connected. It told me I had no remote device connected as I stared at the Internet Rabbit plugged into my computer. It told him he had already invited me to play while he waited for the controls to appear. Somehow, through a fury of clicking and inaccurate dialog boxes, the Internet Rabbit sprung to life.
It felt blissful as the pearls and shaft spun inside me and the rabbit ears twitched at my clit. Not being in control of the settings increased my anticipation, tantalized my nerves. I was lit up by the fact that it was his touch. I could feel him testing the controls. He had no way to know what each did. He could not see or hear the results of his manipulations. I clearly could not type as I moaned and writhed around the rabbit. He ended up calling me to hear the fruits of his labor. The Internet Rabbit would probably be best accompanied by a webcam.
The connection broke once. We had to stop and reset our chat. It severed the rhythm of our cyber play, shook my orgasm. But once we were up and running again, his orchestration had me screaming into his ear and fucking my orgasm against the quivering rabbit. The painful setup may prove worth it if it continues to ultimately bring such pleasurable sessions.
Of course, I tested the Internet Rabbit by myself first, as we waited for a serial port adapter to arrive in the mail. When I saw the cable required a serial port, I half expected the installation to be on floppy disk. Everything is USB these days.
The Internet Rabbit was my first rabbit-esque vibrator. I had heard stories about them, seen them for years but never owned one. I was so excited to try the blending of vaginal and clitoral stimulation. And the Internet Rabbit played me beautifully as it brought me to screaming orgasms with its multiple modes, settings, and speeds. I only had an issue adjusting the controls, reaching down while it was inside me.
The setup for dual play, however, was arduous, more complicated than I ever expected. First, I had to buy and install the serial port adapter. Then I had to authenticate the sex toy. Then I had to download and install the chat console off of link and buy my membership. But that was only my half. My partner also had to download and install his chat console and buy his own membership. We both paid ten dollars a month to play.
I waited anxiously and naked as his installation took forever. Then the chat console would not work on his computer. Between troubleshooting his installation and finding time around work schedules, I was left unsatisfied for days. I was twitching with anticipation and frustration. Finally, his console was functioning.
At this point, I thought we would be able to connect and play at last. Yet the complications continued. It told him I wasn't online. It told me he wasn't online. Then we finally connected. It told me I had no remote device connected as I stared at the Internet Rabbit plugged into my computer. It told him he had already invited me to play while he waited for the controls to appear. Somehow, through a fury of clicking and inaccurate dialog boxes, the Internet Rabbit sprung to life.
It felt blissful as the pearls and shaft spun inside me and the rabbit ears twitched at my clit. Not being in control of the settings increased my anticipation, tantalized my nerves. I was lit up by the fact that it was his touch. I could feel him testing the controls. He had no way to know what each did. He could not see or hear the results of his manipulations. I clearly could not type as I moaned and writhed around the rabbit. He ended up calling me to hear the fruits of his labor. The Internet Rabbit would probably be best accompanied by a webcam.
The connection broke once. We had to stop and reset our chat. It severed the rhythm of our cyber play, shook my orgasm. But once we were up and running again, his orchestration had me screaming into his ear and fucking my orgasm against the quivering rabbit. The painful setup may prove worth it if it continues to ultimately bring such pleasurable sessions.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Webcam guys and girls?
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Do you think this is the next step for webcam women and men in the porn industry?
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I doubt it will be the 'next step'. The concept of being able to control the other's toy has been around for a few years. This is just a refined version, looking at it.
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I think idea is very old
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Would You Have Some Fun With This Online?
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If you met someone online, would you use this vibrator online with the special software to have some fun, or do you think it a bit creepy? What's your take on it?
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Quote: If you met someone online, would you use this vibrator online with the special software to have some fun, or do you think it a bit creepy? What's your take on it?I would probably only use it as the reviewer said she did, if it was with my husband or a long distance boyfriend. But, seems like it's way too much hassle and a lot of costs...$10.00 a month to play??? That's nuts! It also is a lot of money I think for a toy made out of jelly. So, while the concept seems cool I think this toy fails to really bring it to the table.
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ABSOLUTELY! My online Master would LOVE that!
Only problem is - Im not a rabbit fan. :(
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NIce review
Seems like a lot of trouble! I don't like the idea of technical difficulties and fees (Ten dollars A MONTH? Holy cow!) getting in the way of pleasure. I'm glad it works for you though; good review.
Seems like a lot of trouble! I don't like the idea of technical difficulties and fees (Ten dollars A MONTH? Holy cow!) getting in the way of pleasure. I'm glad it works for you though; good review.
Nice review.
Nice review! The technical difficulties seem pretty rough, and the monthly fee sucks. You would think buying the toy would be enough...
Very interesting and informative review. Such a shame that you have to buy all those extras though... I think I'll pass. Thanks for the info!
Nice review. Thanks!
great review
You might want to try to get around the 10$ a month fee by using the local computer controls and having him log onto your screen with a site like join.me
wish I liked rabbit vibes
Seems so much fun, but it's jelly. Plus, all of those complications don't seem worth it. For me, it would be ideal if this was silicone, and had a wireless usb component, like a wireless computer mouse. Also - a "membership"?! Ten dollars a month. No way. Not worth it.
Otherwise, this would be great. Shame.
Thank you!
wow that sounds like alot of trouble and then to still have to buy more stuff when this isnt cheap thanks for letting us know dont think i will be buying this one
great review
Thank you for the review. Seems like a lot of hassle...
thanks
This is really useful, thanks! Sounds like a total pain. =/
Thank you for your wonderful review!
Aww I wish I had read this before spending all of my points on it! Is the $10 fee only if you're using it over the internet? I think I once saw a computer and internet enabled toy (can't remember if it was this one though) where you could set up patterns yourself on the computer then have it "play". Does this have the same capabilities?