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Is This Thing On?!

Overall, the effect of this toy was highly disappointing. Goes to show, don't judge a toy by it's look! It looked fun enough, but just didn't hold up to my expectations. Definitely a toy that will stay in the back of my drawer, never to be touched again. There's no reason to even get it out!
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Pros
Waterproof, Hands-free
Cons
Absolutely no vibration intensity
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Let me start by saying, I wish I would have read the reviews BEFORE ordering. Unfortunately, I was too excited and jumped into one of the first toys I saw. At first look, it looked really fun. It's bright pink and had a unique shape. I figured anything that unique looking should be fun. Also, since it's jelly, I couldn't go wrong with that; since jelly is way better than cold plastic in my opinion. Jelly of course is also very easy to clean, which is always good. I noticed it was water-proof, so I was excited about that aspect.

The packaging was a small box with the toy in a plastic mold that fit the shape, so it's good for easy storage. So, I took the toy from the package. First off, the batteries were not included. I was disappointed that. I had to wait until I went out and bought batteries. I don't like waiting! Once I got the batteries, I played with it to see how it worked. It had nubs on the curved part, which I thought would be really nice. And there is a button on the bottom for the speed controls.

Well, speed controls is a generous phrase for it. There were 3 settings, but unfortunately I noticed off the bat, they all were pretty much the same; except slightly louder. And no variation, like a start-stop-start, etc; which I love in a toy. Just straight buzzing. And slightly loud as well. So, if you're looking for something quiet, do not bother with this toy. At least there was no powerful smell to the material. I also noticed, first off, that the vibrations did not seem very loud at all. But I decided to go ahead and give it a shot anyway. The head is contoured to fit over your vagina vertically. I will say, on a positive note, it would be a good hands-free toy, but the lack of intensity just sucked. It did absolutely nothing for me.
Experience
I'm really not even sure if there are any particular tips I could give anybody on this toy. There are really no options for this toy to help make it any better. I tried having my husband use it on me, in hopes it would add some extra excitement, but there's just really no hope for this toy in general. I don't know, maybe adding some very tingly lube MIGHT help, but I doubt it. Maybe if you're a female that has a very sensitive clit, this toy will be fine for you, you lucky gal! I did use it on my husband's balls while I gave him head and he seemed to like that, but nothing mind-blowing, he said.
Follow-up commentary
I gave this toy a couple more tries, and tried, and even used lube, and used it in the shower, to no avail. Just not a good toy, unfortunately. Definitely on the hunt for something stronger!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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  • Contributor: ToyGurl
    Title = Nuff said. I hate having to ask myself that! Good review
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    Thank you for the honest review!
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    Thanks!
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    ty for the review
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    thanks for the review
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    Good review
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