Speeding bullets armor piercing - vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by VioletMoonstone

The Armor Piercing Speeding Bullet from Evolved Novelties is a mini bullet for clit stimulation. It's made of plastic and has a very soft, velvety coating. It's unique because it contains a powerful little motor with 5 functions! It takes 3 small watch batteries that say AG13? The toy comes already loaded with 3 new batteries plus there are 3 batteries taped inside the box.

This bullet impressed me with its variety of vibrations and pulses, but it wasn't strong enough to get me from "zero to ecstasy" like it says on the back of the plastic box. It's still a really great toy for sensitive women and beginners. Advanced toy users might get frustrated at the slightly too weak vibrations and the amount of effort it takes to achieve an orgasm. I guess it really depends on the individual.

This bullet didn't exactly pierce my clit armor. It actually frustrates me sometimes because it gets me so close to a good orgasm, but it just won't send me over the edge! It's a great teaser and would be fun for couples that don't want something big and intimidating in the bedroom. It's a really cute bullet that's quiet and easy to travel with. In my personal experience, the vibrations were slightly too weak and left me wanting more.

This bullet vibrator is made out of plastic and has a velvety coating. It feels so soft! I love plastic velvety toys for their softness but also for the slight drag that you feel when you use them. It's just a personal preference of mine. It feels extremely smooth and velvety against the skin. I didn't notice any obvious smell or seams on this toy. It has a plastic push button on the bottom that's used to cycle through the different functions.

The shape of the bullet has a rounded and slightly pointed tip for precise stimulation of the clit. I love the shape and design of this toy. It's really cute! When I used the bullet, I really wasn't sensitive enough to feel the exact point of the bullet. I also noticed that when the point was on my clit, it just wasn't strong enough so I would try the side of the bullet instead. I still didn't get the strong vibrations I was hoping for. The vibrations and pulses from this bullet tease me like crazy and leave me frustrated and wanting more. It's a little disappointing to me.

It doesn't work for me when going from "zero to ecstasy," but it works if I'm extremely sensitive and horny from watching an hour of porn or having a hot make-out session with my boyfriend. If you play with this bullet when you're already half way there, it's really fun! If you want a toy to get you off at any time, this won't work for that. It's just not strong enough. It takes a long time for me to build up to an orgasm. It takes a little effort to get off with it if you're just not feeling that sensitive. You have to wiggle and twist it on your clit to "help" it along and sometimes it can get annoying.

The bullet is about 2" long and about 1/2" wide. It's really tiny and just big enough to hold in your hand comfortably.

This is my favorite thing about the bullet! There are a total of 5 different functions:

1. Weakest vibration
2. Strongest vibration (this is my 2nd favorite.)
3. Pulse (bzz!-bzz!-bzz!...)
4. I call this one "machine-gun mode" because it pulses really fast!
5. Pulse-BZZZZZ! Pulse-BZZZZZ! (my #1 favorite!)

To cycle through the different functions, you press the button on the bottom. It's really easy to push the button, and it makes this satisfying little pop noise. You have to cycle through all the different functions to turn it off or get to a different setting. So if you love the 2nd and the 5th, you have to cycle through the other ones as well. I don't particularly like that but for such a small bullet I'm impressed with the variety!

Another awesome feature of this toy is that it's waterproof! You can use it in the tub or shower and it works just the same. This bullet is so quiet too! You can hear it but it's very subtle and you can't hear it through closed doors. It's tiny and really easy to travel with as well.

This bullet is waterproof so it's really easy to clean. To clean it, you can use a toy cleaner spray or cleanser and rinse it off under hot water. Then set it to dry. The velvety coating air dries pretty quickly! I also purchased a bottle of Climax bursts toy cleaner with this particular order and it's great for sanitizing your toys and keeping them nice and clean. I'd highly recommend it.

You can use this bullet with water based or silicone based lubricants. Remember that you can't use silicone lube on silicone toys, but this one is plastic so it'll be fine.

I kept the original packaging that came with the toy and I use that to store it. The box is really cute so you might as well keep it!

The armor piercing bullet came in a tiny clear and flimsy plastic box that has cute hot pink and white letters and graphics on it. I've noticed that Evolved toys usually come in really cute packaging and that's a plus for me because I like to keep it and use it for storage! Inside the box is a hard black plastic box with a flimsy red plastic insert that holds the toy. There's no lid. The little black box has a satin finish that's so soft you can leave fingerprints on it. It kinda reminds me of a little "coffin" in a way. Taped to the other side of the red plastic is the extra set of 3x batteries.

I took some scissors and cut the little wings off the plastic box so the black box can easily slide in and out. I definitely kept everything because it's really cute!

The outside of the box says, "The waterproof speeding bullet is a precisely designed mini massager that offers the perfect combination of size and power. While its pocket-size whispers subtlety, the powerful state of the art motor is designed to get you from zero to ecstasy at a moment's notice."

Well, that's not exactly the experience I had. It takes me a while to work up to an orgasm and unfortunately I've had a few issues with the toy's power cutting out at random times. It probably shut off on me because I was using it for too long.

This bullet would make a really cute gift!

I think this bullet is really cool! If you know of a toy that vibrates as well and pulsates, can you please leave me a link so I can check it out? The pulsations in this bullet are so awesome! I want more! If you're curious about the pulsations or are a beginner with toys, I'd definitely recommend trying it. If you're really sensitive to vibrations, this will work really well for you. If you're more advanced, you might get it just for fun because it's cute, but it's not going to give you a mind blowing orgasm. It's cool though! I'm indecisive when I think about whether or not I'd repurchase it again in the future. It's fun and cute like most Evolved toys, but it's too weak to be my favorite toy ever.