Speeding bullets armor piercing - vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by NuMe

I know I haven’t always had the best of luck with bullet vibes. But how could I pass up something that says it's armor piercing. Especially considering the fact that I have a Clit-O-Armor. Not to mention the fact that this little bullet is just down right adorable. I know, I'm a sucker for cute, especially cute pink things. So yeah, I bought it. And you know what? As bullets go, this one is pretty strong. Not exactly “armor” piercing, but definitely the strongest bullet in my arsenal. Besides, I can't help but be addicted to bullet vibes. They're great for using with a partner, or tucking it into your purse to be used later, or putting in your pocket when you just want to disappear for a few minutes of “alone” time. Not that I would know anything about that, but I'm just making suggestions.

The Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing bullet by Evolved Novelties really is one of the cutest bullet vibes I've ever seen. It comes in your choice of 4 different colors. I bought the pink one and it is the coolest bright neon pink. It almost looks like it could glow in the dark. It can't, but that would be cool too. And at only 2 1/2 inches long, it's so tiny. It's diameter is a mere 3/4 inches at it's widest point. Which is fine, I wasn't planning on inserting this anywhere. It would probably get lost if I did. No, this one's meant for the clit. Though you could rub it around on other external areas of yourself or your partner. It is also waterproof. So feel free to indulge in the shower, tub, pool, or whatever wet place your heart desires.

Evolved says this bullet is made of plastic. But it actually has more the feeling of a silicone coated vibe. It has that velvety texture that's not to rough but not exactly smooth either. Which means if you don't use lube, it will produce a nice tug against your skin. It is extremely firm but not hard as a rock like most plastic vibes. There is a very slight seam that runs up and down the vibe. But it was not noticeable while I was using it. The shape of it reminds me of a mini missile. I especially like the pointed tip. It was perfect for hitting just the right spot.

The bottom section of this bullet screws on and off for battery removal and insertion. One neat feature is that this has a little battery compartment. You need to tap out the first battery, then you can reach in and remove the whole compartment. This is a great feature considering the fact that it takes 3 LR 44 watch batteries which can be hard to insert and remove. I'm not super crazy about these batteries for several reasons: They usually run down fast, they're a pain to insert properly, they're not the cheapest batteries around, and they can be a bit difficult to find. But I have to admit they do produce a nice strong buzz, I prefer them over the N1 batteries, and they're necessary in the very small bullets. So, basically, I'd rather have the bullet and deal with these types of batteries, than not have a bullet at all.

A pretty unique feature for a bullet this tiny is that it has 5 functions. At the bottom of the bullet is a little rubber coated push button, which cycles you through all of them. The first one is a medium level vibration, the second a strong but high buzz vibration, the third is a fairly fast staccato, the fourth is an extremely fast staccato, and the fifth is one short buzz followed by one long buzz. My favorite is the good old fashioned, full blast, high buzz. You do have to cycle through the whole thing to turn it off. But that's to be expected with a toy that has only one button. As far as the vibrations go, they are the high speed, buzzier type. But there is a depth to them. And I would say that the vibrations of this bullet are much stronger than most others of a similar type. This isn't the quietest vibrator though. Along with it's high buzzed vibrations is a similarly high buzzed noise. You wouldn't be able to hear it through a closed door though.

Since this is made of plastic, any type of lubrication will work just fine. To clean it just wash it with antibacterial soap and water, and you can even disinfect it with rubbing alcohol if needed. But if you're going to be sharing it, you probably will want to put a condom over it since it can't be sterilized.