Pleasure dot - massager by Cal Exotics - review by lex2012

This seemed like a neat toy based on the appearance alone. You shouldnt judge a book by its cover, mental note. First- it is large for a "massager." It looks, feels, and operates more like a back/neck massager. The rubber "dot" is large and has no way of specific placement. Unless of course my vagina shrank in size overnight and I didnt get the memo. Its way too large to have (in my opinion) direct clitoral stimulation. It is way too loud for me, so if you live with others this is not the toy for you.

I did like the control mechanism on it: no tiny buttons or switches to look for. The amount of "vroom" can be easily changed by squeezing the handle. The drawback for me was that it turned on by itself in the dresser drawer BEFORE I had a chance to tell/show/or use it with my husband. I had placed the batteries in it and put it there for a later surprise...Oh it was a surprise alright. Sounded like I was smuggling a large number of cellphones with super vibrating power in my dresser that all went off at the same time. I thought maybe it had a built in horny-o-clock alarm, and was telling me it was time to get it on; however, after jumping out of the bed to silence the "Dot" I pulled it out, and my husband said "thats a weird looking hair dryer."

The handle looks more appealing than the actual "pleasure dot" but you wouldn't even be able to improvise because the batteries are in the handle, too. Too many nooks and crannies to travel into the land of milk and honey for me. Even with a condom on it- I dont think that would be a good idea. I thought about possibly inserting it vaginally (Pleasure dot head-first if you will) but it's not small by anymeans, and to me, it would be much easier to reach for one of my other toys actually designed for vaginal play. :( Pleasure dot, it is not.

With all that said, the actual experience with it was akward. It was loud, but the bark was much worse than the pleasurable bite I was looking for. While having sex, my husband behind me, I decided to see if I could at least get a little something something out of it by placing it on my clit. Well, my clit and anything else within a 4 inch radius, it made my whole va-jayjay almost numb. It took WAY too long and felt like I was paying more attention in getting the thing placed somewhere near something that would at least make me tingle; it took way too long. WAY too long. Did I say way too long? :)

Lesson learned, I guess I'll keep the "Pleasure Not" in case I pull a muscle in my neck or back.