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I personally feel that this toy is worth the money just due to the waterproof design and the nice satin texture, as well as the flared design. I know it is rather heavy, but once you get used to that, you don't notice it as much anymore. The speeds of the toy definitely are a drawback, but again, once you get used to that, you won't notice it anymore. It is also very quiet and I was glad to hear (or rather not hear) that.
If you are looking for a toy that gives off strong vibrations or gyrations, this is the one. Being a bigger toy it provides stimulation for any spot in you.
How does a squash put on a drill bit of screwdriver sound to you as a sex toy? Sounds horrible but this is the same feeling you will get. The toy itself has a gigantic girth with a lot of power that would scare away most women. With all of its power though, it seems to just rattle around with no real vibrations and loud enough for your neighbor across the street to hear. I encourage you to use this only as a dildo and forget about it being a vibrator.
All in all, I wasn't disappointed by this toy. It was extremely quiet, a surprising size and worked like it was supposed to. It isn't earth shaking but it isn't weak either. The biggest downside is the C cell batteries.
From a consumer standpoint, buying this toy thinking that it will vibrate is like buying a lawnmower thinking that it will mow gravel. It knocks and clunks around inside of a bright pink shell and does nothing that I could consider a "vibration." I give it a "1 star vroom" only because it applies to vibrational energy, but if i could, it'd be a 10 on the Richter Scale. Shiver me timbers. And not in a good way, people.
A slightly plus sized vibrator that really does jump around... just not in a good way. It lures you in like an exotic dancer with the possibility of high powered vibrations, only to reveal that it's more like a break dancer on crack. The noise level is an assault on your ears, whilst its jerking, jack-hammer like vibrations attack your internal organs. The flowing, curvaceous shape is highly pleasurable and has led me to decide that this toy works far better as a dildo than as a vibrator.