Metal jewels sweet curve - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by jedent

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Just Enough To Keep You Interested

Don't let the name fool you, it's not metal. They've made a piece of plastic all shiny and kind of false advertised themselves into a lackluster vibrator with not enough curve and certainly not enough vroom.
Published:
Pros:
waterproof, pretty, different vibrational and pulsing patterns
Cons:
NOT metal but plastic with metallic paint that will chip and wear, not a powerhorse
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
Sweet Curve

This massager is marketed as a fancy shiny little vibrator with a "sweet curve." It is waterproof, features seven different functions, and is powered by two AAA batteries. It is slender, smooth and kinda pretty. But if you are looking for an intense ride or a toy made of actual metal, keep looking. The curves aren't that sweet, and your friend here will lose its pretty little luster.

So let's get one thing straightened out here. Despite the name of the toy being "precious metal," and the prominent METAL on the toy's box, this toy is actually plastic with a shiny metallic coating. Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily, as plastic is easy to care for and a familiar material we have probably all experienced. But over time and use the paint will flake off and wear away. I've taken a photo of one of my heavily used three year old vibrators with the same kind of paint job to show you what your Sweet Curve may look like after repeated use.

Sweet Curve

As you can see, there is visible wear and total loss of paint on the tip, as well as scratches. If you can live with this and not wonder about metallic paint on your taint, then let's talk specs.

This smooth vibrator's curve is slight at the tip with a barely noticeable bulge in the middle of the toy. The end of the toy near the control button is ribbed. The little ribbed section is included in this toy's measured 5 inch insert-able length, and measures 6 1/4" over all. It has a one inch diameter and is featherlight at just under two ounces. It also includes a funny little ring under its battery compartment cap that you must keep intact with the toy to keep it waterproof.

The "curve" isn't enough to do much for your g-spot, or really provide any stimulating exploration in the world of curved toys.

This is a push button toy. The button lights up when the toy is activated, and flashes in the pattern of the pulsation and escalation.

Sweet Curve
Sweet Curve

And now I will use my poetic license to describe the toy's seven patterns to you the best that I can.

1. low
2. medium
3. high
4. riggada riggada riggada RIGGADA RIGGADA RIGGADA riggada riggada riggada (choppy building pulse action)
5. ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ (pulsing high intense buzzing)
6. ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ ZZ (pulsing short high intense buzzing)
7. Z Z Z ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Z Z Z ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (three shorts and a long)

The eighth click will turn it off.

The best way to care for your "Precious Metal" Sweet Curve is to give it a good cleaning with hot soapy water and store it in a soft cloth so that it maintains its shiny coat.
Experience
With 2 AAA batteries you already know that this thing's buzz will be a bit sub-par for someone who needs a powerhorse vibe. And though I thought I'd be passing this one on, I found a sweet little use for it. As it's a little more powerful than most of the bullets I've played with and provides more variety with its pulsing patterns, I'll find myself slipping this into my panties and keeping myself stimulated while talking dirty with my fiance. Sometimes just having a conversation about sex gets me aching for it, but often there is very little I can do since the kids are awake and daytime sex isn't easily obtainable. No matter, this vibe keeps me just stimulated enough to sustain me until we can get to the bedroom. And by the time we get there everything is swollen and ripe and juicy. It's a good time.

So even though this isn't a total solo fun time get off toy, it's kinda nice for off time stimulation.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Metal jewels sweet curve tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Light play
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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Comments
  • punkstar283
    punkstar283  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Buttercup Green
    Buttercup Green  
    Those pictures are amazingly clear! I loved this review, but I don't think this one is for me. Maybe if it was stronger it might appeal to me.
  • Vanille
    Vanille  
    Totally cringed at the metallic paint chipping/scratches. I had that happen to my very first vibrator that claimed to be 'pearlescent' and it ended up chipping and wearing to hell. Not good.

    Steering clear. Thank you for the review!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    great review, thanks for sharing. too bad the paint chips off.
  • Katelyn
    Katelyn  
    Great review and that is so weird about the material!
  • The Mother of a SiNner
    The Mother of a SiNner  
    great review ty
  • kendra30752
    kendra30752  
    Outstanding review! I hate how this turned out. I agree the Metal part of the name is misleading and if I didn't know to check the info to see what material it is, I'd have assumed it was metal and then been pissed. Lol. This sounds like an epic fail in all areas. Too bad because the color is pretty. I guess they think if you paint it up pretty, it's good enough. Very disappointing I can imagine. Wish it'd have been better.

    Thanks for such a great review! I enjoyed all the details and will gladly be passing on this toy.
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    ty
  • jedent
    jedent  
    so glad everyone has found this informative!
  • Kitka
    Kitka  
    Awesome review! Great comparison shots on the chipping vs. non-chipping finish, very informative
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Really great review!
  • IllBeYourLover
    IllBeYourLover  
    Great review!
  • oopsy
    oopsy  
    Thanks for the review!
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Great review and I hate when they false advertise us. That stinks that the metal chips off.
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review
  • MaiNai
    MaiNai  
    Great review!!
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    Not glad about the chipping factor.
  • ShadowedSeductress
    ShadowedSeductress  
    I couldn't help but laugh at your way of describing the vibration patterns. Thanks for the good review!
  • Rory
    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!!
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