LED hummer teaser - clitoral vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by NaughtyNikkie

*This Toy Should Not Be Used For Anal Play*

The box the LED Bliss Teaser comes in is pretty standard packaging. It’s a cardboard box that has an image of the toy on the front and the back. The back talks a little about the product. I can’t say I like it, but it’s not the worst packaging ever. The bullet was in a plastic pouch inside, which you could use to store it, but I just toss it in a drawer since the package is flimsy. There’s also a small instruction sheet that has pictures showing you how to insert the batteries (not included) but instructions aren’t really needed for this toy, it self-explanatory when you look at it.

Both the control case and the bullet are made out of a translucent purple plastic. The control case is oval-shaped and is meant to look like a ruby or other elegant stone; the metallic sheen makes it look like a shimmery gem. It's about 4″ long and 2.25″ wide. The controller fits fine in my hand but some women with smaller hands may find it a little akward to hold. The bullet itself is around 2.5″ long and under 1″ in diameter. It’s shaped sort of like a little snowman. Because the plastic is translucent you can see all of the internal circuitry and such for both the bullet and controller, which I find kind of neat. The only downside to this is that it makes me want to take it apart and fiddle with it. The cord on the bullet is nearly 3 feet long and it does come with a jack style plug so you do not damage the connection between the controller and bullet if you accidentally jerk on it. As far as cleaning goes you’ll probably want to just wipe both the bullet and controller down with a damp cloth, a toy wipe, or with rubbing alcohol. This toy is not water-tight and should not be used in the shower or tub.

I’m sure you’re wondering about the lighted LED part; I know I did. There is a small blue LED inside of the bullet near the bottom of the motor. When you turn the dial on the controller to turn the vibrations on, the LED also lights up. I also wanted to inform you that the controller does not light up, just the bullet does. On low, it’s very faint and increases with intensity as you turn it up higher. When the LED is all the way up it does make the bullet look pretty neat, especially in a very dark room. I think it could be fun to use this in complete darkness with a partner. The only down to the LED is it seems to suck the batteries down quickly. After 2 days of playing with it (only a few hours) it was just a low rumble then nothing, so stock up on AAA batteries!

The vibrations of the Bliss Teaser are pretty standard for a bullet such as this. It’s powered by three AAAs (not included) so it’s nothing special. It’s a fairly buzzy vibration and ranges from a low to a higher end of medium.  I do find the buzzy vibrations are more effective on other areas of the body. It works on a dial control so you have full control over the level of vibration. It is also fairly quiet; it’s not something I worry about being heard through a door.

I did not use any lube with this toy so I cannot comment on lube use.

I still think this toy is kinda neat with the LED light. I like giving my hubby in the dark teaser shows with it. I just wish the battery life was better but with the light it just drains so fast.