Kitty On Crack!

I'd say if you are a beginner, this toy is perfect for you! The design still gets me, but as a vibrator I found this toy very disappointing. Even though the vibrations weren't enough to get me off, I still love this toy. It's so cute!
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Pros:
-Has 10 functions
-Design
-Takes only one battery
-Pretty discreet
Cons:
-Pointy ears that stab
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This is a toy that is best suited for beginners but can be used by anyone. It stimulates the clit and that's all. I mean you can insert it, but I would highly recommend that you don't do that! There are pointy ears on the top of the vibrator that could stab your vaginal walls and cause lots of pain. This toy would be excellent for beginners for a number of reasons;

1) The back of the head has a nice smooth texture
2) The vibrations aren't that strong
3) It’s very cute and discreet

The Kinky Kat is a soft velvety silicone that is enjoyable by all. The advanced toy users that don't like too much "vroom" to their toys might like this toy as well. Also, advanced users that don’t like a lot of texture could use the smooth side of the Kat. Its nubby nose can stimulates the clitoris, nipples, neck, or back in a very nice fashion that could be enjoyed by both beginner and advanced.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Awesomeness
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The super soft velvety silicone has a little bit of a smell but nothing too strong. The only way for me to even smell anything was to put my nose right on and almost inhale it in a sense. There was no taste to the toy (yes, I licked it). Like I said before the silicone is super soft to the touch, even the bottom plastic part of it soft.

There is texture that adds a bit more stimulation if using the front of the Kat. There is a nubby nose that can be enjoyed by all users. There is also a back side of the toy that has no real texture and is smooth to the touch. This side could be used by beginners and advanced users that don't like a lot of texture.
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

All in all, I love the design! It’s super cute but I could do with out the pointed ears. The shape of the Kinky Kat is rather odd. It has a somewhat skinny handle and big ass bulbous head! This toy is very short in size. It is only five and a half inches long. With the toy being quite petite in size paired with the non-intimidating appearance, it makes an excellent choice for beginners.

This toy has a squishy but firm head that bends at the base of the neck. It actually bends quite a bit but honestly, I wouldn't recommend it because the further you bend it, it starts to turn white and the silicone starts to thin out in that part of the toy. The rest of the toy is not as squishy as the head. Kinky Kat has a tail that starts at the base of the head and spirals down for about two inches before narrowing into the handle.

The Kinky Kat is fairly easy to conceal. Its design is amazing in the fact that it really does not look like a traditional vibrator. If I seen this toy and didn't know what it was, I would think it to be an actual toy. More over, the box this vibrator comes in is very discreet in the way that it looks like a book, and you can keep it on the bookshelf without anyone else thinking that it is more than literature.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

This discreet massager has ten different functions/speeds:

-High
-Medium
-Low
-Pulsating in crescendo
-Pulsating at constant speed(medium)[short pulses]
-Pulsating at constant speed(high)[short pulses]
-Pulsating at constant speed(high)[long pulses]
-Pulsating at constant speed(medium)[sounds like locomotive]
-Pulsating at constant speed(high)[sounds like busy tone]
-Pulsating at constant speed(low)[sounds like locomotive]

Then hold the light up LED button for three seconds to turn off the massager.

The controls are pretty simple to use. It's only one button located at the base of the toy where the battery door is located. The button lights up with the different speeds. If I do say so myself- it's a pretty cool light show.

This toy takes one "AA" battery which is housed by the toy it's self inside a waterproof seal. The battery is not included. The toy is waterproof so it can taken into the bath or shower but be sure to close the battery compartment tightly before doing so.

It's really not that noisy when applied to the clitoris. When holding it away from the body it's somewhat loud, but not loud enough to here it from behind a closed door.

The weird thing about this vibrator is where the vibrations are actually located. It's not in the head like you'd think; it's in the neck. Right under the head, by the tail, where it bends. The vibrations are buzzy rather than rumbly.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

This massager is easy to take care. To wash it, simply pump on a toy cleaner or wipe it down with a toy wipe. Since it is waterproof, you could just wash it with anti-bacterial soap and water, then rinse it off, let it dry and viola! Your cat is clean and ready to use for another day. It was a little more difficult to get to those hard to reach places (i.e the teeth and the top of the neck). So make sure to get the cleaning solution, whatever you do end up using, into the cracks of the Kat. More over, if you would like to sterilize the toy you can do a quick rub down with some isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol).

Since it is made of silicone it should not come in contact with other silicone toys. It’s a safe bet to keep it in the box that it came with. Also, only use water based lubricant when using the toy! Silicone doesn't play well with other silicone products. If they come in contact they will melt each other and start to stick together (it’s true, I've seen it).
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The massager came in a cute box that looks like a book. On the outside of that box is a sleeve with a picture of the product on the front, and the back there is the name and under that there is a description of said product. Inside that book is a plastic mold with a velvety cote that keeps your massager in place. The "book" has a magnet on the side to keep it closed. Also, with the plastic place holder removed you can keep the "book" for a storage box, if what you're storing happens to be pretty small.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

The outside of the box

The inside of the box

Just the Kat by it's self

The Kat leaning on a can to show the size

The back with the battery cap removed

Bending the neck


Next to a battery for comparison

Experience

I enjoyed this toy the one time that I used it. I found the ears to be very pointy and did not like that part too much so I didn't use it again after that. The vibrations are about a three out of five for "vrooms" and they are buzzy. I need a lot of power and the Kat just did not do it for me. For a cute beginner vibe I'd say this is perfect but if you need power like I do, I'd refer you to a different toy!
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  • Dirtydiggins
    Dirtydiggins  
    I love cats on crack.
  • eri86
    eri86  
    Thanks.
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