L’Amour Thumper - g-spot rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Parivash007

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Le sigh

This toy would be great for a newbie wanting to try out a toy for the first time. It won't be the last toy you ever buy, but it's not a horrible place to start. The girth is good for beginners and the care is quite simple. For people looking for a toy with a bit of an edge, pick another option.
Simple functions
Easy to figure out
Whimsical coloring
Weak vibrations and rotations
Narrow girth
Didn't last long
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This vibrator was given to me as a gift, so I didn't look a gift horse in the mouth as it were, though perhaps I should have. Initially this was exciting and quite fun, unfortunately for me, the quality of craftsmanship was only satisfactory. This is a good beginning vibrator for someone just beginning on their journey but may not be exciting enough for people with more experience. The clitoral stimulation is marginal at best (I found myself using this along with another more targeted vibrator) and unfortunately it stopped working during a session. This, like I said, is a good beginner toy, if you're looking for rough or extensive use, skip it and invest in a sturdier model.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Clitoral stimulation
    • Vibrator
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This texture is very smooth, almost too smooth. It is good for beginners who don't want to overstimulate their senses but if you're looking for a more intense session invest in something with a bit more tooth. (tooth=texture)
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is a pretty typical design, shaft to be inserted into the vagina, small egg tipped wand to stimulate the clitoris. The shape is decent, though it is rather slim, I would have liked a bit more girth personally. It is a good beginner size, there is no threat of size problems unless the user is unusually tight. This toy is not easy to hide, as I got it when I was living in a dorm- I can tell you horror stories about that. It could be used for travel situations but if you're going to use it you'd better have your own room. It's loud enough that someone in the next bed could definitely hear it.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The performance was great at first, then within a few weeks the shaft (which had a marginal sort of buzzing pseudo-rotation) stopped working. The clitoral stimulator had a medium vibration at the tip but it was not targeted enough to justify using it alone. As mediocre as the clitoral stimulation was, it was still probably the best part although the controls were quite easy to use even when not looking directly at the little touch pad. I do know the keys lighted up, but as I tended to use it solo I didn't really notice.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Not very discreet
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This toy is as easy to care for as a thorough wash with your favorite toy cleaner. I did not use the toy with any synthetic materials though according to the directions it is possible.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I received this as a gift, I was nonplussed with the packaging. There could have been more directions, but I'm pretty intelligent so it didn't cause problems. The box could have been more pretty, but I'm a graphic designer so I see things like that. The packaging does not, however, stand in for a storage box. It didn't take long for the box to be thrown away and the toy to find its home in a discreet drawer in a bedside table.
    • Minimal
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
This was never about a toy that didn't work. This was about one that could have been so much better with just a few tweaks. While I don't use it daily, I still use it occasionally and usually have fun when I do.
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