Let's Do The Twist, Baby!
Looking for a big, thick vibe to replace your ex or spice up your playtime? Twisted Hearts Seduction will happily volunteer for the job, boasting waterproof capacity and strong, multi-speed vibrations. She is aesthetically-pleasing and even more pleasing to your pussy, caressing your G-spot with her protruding petals. Bring her home and take her for a ride; she's like no vibrator I've ever known!Published: April 14, 2010
Pros:
Designed by women for women; Hits the g-spot perfectly; strong, consistent vibration; waterproof.
Cons:
May be too thick for some; moderately loud when on the highest setting.
I was beyond ecstatic to get Doc Johnson's Twisted Hearts Seduction in my hot lil' hands. The vibe itself comes in a red/pink combo, or a soothing lavender and white. She is soft, and slightly squishy to touch, especially at her bulbous head, though the shaft itself is firm and hard, without give. She is decently weighted at about half a pound, and it should be noted that this vibe is of the short and thick variety, coming in with a total insertable length of 5.5 inches and a girth/circumference of 5.25 inches.
This vibe feels great nuzzling against your clit or teasing your nipples hard. The little wings, or petals, of this vibe can definitely be used to your advantage for g-spotting. Just be sure to use lots of lube and go slow with the first insertion; this little powerhouse can take a bit to get used to!
I like the Twisted Hearts Seduction fully inserted into my pussy, where the noise from the internal bullet vibe is definitely muted. I do best working her in and out slowly, and adding an occasional twist to keep me on my toes. Hard and vigorous fucking is a challenge with this toy and can become quite painful, quite quickly as a result of the protruding wings or petals. You might want to avoid fast and furious fucking unless hard and rough sex (really, really rough) is your thing!
It feels divine to pull out this vibe, tantalize your clit, and thrust her right back inside. She easily lends herself to squirting orgasms, if that's your thing, and would satisfy any size-queen I know. Throw in some constant clitoral stimulation with the infamous Hitachi Magic Wand, or a string of anal beads like SinFive's Eltiri, and this toy offers a freakishly good ride, helping you hit the Big O time and time and time again!
The Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe is made from hypo-allergenic, non-toxic, body-friendly, phthalates-free and latex-free TPR (also known as TPE). She's best enjoyed with either water-based or silicone lube. I recommend throwing a condom on for easiest cleanup and especially if you are one to share your toys, because while TPR is less porous than cyberskin, it is more porous than silicone and cannot be boiled to disinfect. To clean your Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe, use a general sex-toy cleaner to wipe her down, or a solution of mild soap and warm water.
Those of you who are tight or don't enjoy big, thick toys might want to pass on this one. Then again, the Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe would definitely give you something to work your way up with...
The multi-speed vibrations are definitely focused on the top half of the toy, and are controlled by a dial at the toy's base. Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe is waterproof and runs off of two AAA batteries. Make sure you seal the battery compartment completely before jumping into a bubble bath with your new playmate!
This vibe feels great nuzzling against your clit or teasing your nipples hard. The little wings, or petals, of this vibe can definitely be used to your advantage for g-spotting. Just be sure to use lots of lube and go slow with the first insertion; this little powerhouse can take a bit to get used to!
I like the Twisted Hearts Seduction fully inserted into my pussy, where the noise from the internal bullet vibe is definitely muted. I do best working her in and out slowly, and adding an occasional twist to keep me on my toes. Hard and vigorous fucking is a challenge with this toy and can become quite painful, quite quickly as a result of the protruding wings or petals. You might want to avoid fast and furious fucking unless hard and rough sex (really, really rough) is your thing!
It feels divine to pull out this vibe, tantalize your clit, and thrust her right back inside. She easily lends herself to squirting orgasms, if that's your thing, and would satisfy any size-queen I know. Throw in some constant clitoral stimulation with the infamous Hitachi Magic Wand, or a string of anal beads like SinFive's Eltiri, and this toy offers a freakishly good ride, helping you hit the Big O time and time and time again!
The Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe is made from hypo-allergenic, non-toxic, body-friendly, phthalates-free and latex-free TPR (also known as TPE). She's best enjoyed with either water-based or silicone lube. I recommend throwing a condom on for easiest cleanup and especially if you are one to share your toys, because while TPR is less porous than cyberskin, it is more porous than silicone and cannot be boiled to disinfect. To clean your Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe, use a general sex-toy cleaner to wipe her down, or a solution of mild soap and warm water.
Those of you who are tight or don't enjoy big, thick toys might want to pass on this one. Then again, the Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe would definitely give you something to work your way up with...
The multi-speed vibrations are definitely focused on the top half of the toy, and are controlled by a dial at the toy's base. Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe is waterproof and runs off of two AAA batteries. Make sure you seal the battery compartment completely before jumping into a bubble bath with your new playmate!
Follow-up commentary
28 days after original review
I still like my Twisted Hearts Seduction vibe, and have found it to be even more pleasurable over time. But it's eating my batteries like crazy! Maybe I like it a little too much. Heehehee. Every time I use it (which is now about once or twice a week, I find) I'm so turned on and stimulated by the little petals and the extra girth of this toy, and how different it is from everything else in my toybox. Loving the color more and more, too! I'm finding myself wishing it was a little longer length-wise, but she's bringing me to orgasm again and again and we both end up drenched in cum, so I can't really complain too much!
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Arabella Eve
(Eden Advanced reviewer) Why, YES! I do enjoy anthropomorphizing my sex toys.
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I had two of these that I hadn't used before and I got around to opening one and there was some damage to the toy. It looked partially melted coming straight out of the box as if someone had poured silicon lube on a side of it. So I went to open the other one I had and the same thing was happening to the other. My sub had one of these too and his was affected with the same thing. Could this have possible been a bad batch [we got them from when they were giving them out as free gifts with any order] Has anyone else had this problem with this toy?
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I haven't had any problems with mine, but I have heard of a lot of people having issues with this toy.
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Quote: I had two of these that I hadn't used before and I got around to opening one and there was some damage to the toy. It looked partially melted coming straight out of the box as if someone had poured silicon lube on a side of it. So I went to open the other one I had and the same thing was happening to the other. My sub had one of these too and his was affected with the same thing. Could this have possible been a bad batch [we got them from when they were giving them out as free gifts with any order] Has anyone else had this problem with this toy?I don't have one but I have heard there have been a lot of problems with this toy
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Using unconventionally designed toys.
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I appreciate being creative as much as any other toy user, but sometimes I just want unusual products to come with suggestions in the style of airplane emergency cards. Just a nice visual rundown of possible uses and positions. I have some graphic design skills, maybe that's my calling?
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Some toys do; it really depends on the toy. I know The Cone did have some illustrations with it - as did the Joya toys. Some don't, though, but reviews are usually pretty good at talking about how they used it, and you can usually get some good ideas from those!
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Good thought! I remember loving the little suggested use icons when I first got my Cone.
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Has anyone tried inserting it? it is kind of huge.
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Quote: Has anyone tried inserting it? it is kind of huge.I actually thought of it as non-insertable. According to the description, however, "only about an inch of the wide tip is comfortably insertable".
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Awesome review!
Sounds great... happy I am getting this as a free gift with my isicles 24! Woot woot! I added this to my cart thinking it was a bullet vibe until I read your review... then I looked at the size. Looking forward to the tub with my new toy, even if it is not what I thought it was!
Really great thorough review, thanks!
ty for the review
What a cutie! Thanks for the review.
Thanks for the review! Getting the red one as a free gift but I hear people complain that it is not working or something. haha
I like the colors... the purple one is cutest
thank you for the awsome review
Choose this as my free gift. It's a bit different for me, but I'm excited to try it out.