Portable pleasures petz bunny - vibrator kit by Pipedream - review by Kat Vanir

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Like a beautifully wrapped gift under a mall Christmas tree.

I can't recommend this one. Not even as a beginner toy. When a toy is on from the second you put the batteries in without even twisting the end on, that's a problem for me. Maybe mine was broken, I don't know, but it was a major pain and if I'd spent money on this I'd have regretted it.
Published:
Pros:
It's adorable.
Cons:
Adorable like a hot guy with a teeny, tiny cock who can't get it up.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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So... I was over the moon when this box arrived because my toy drawer is looking bare and I'm sadly single. The packaging is adorable... it's a little pink battery operated bullet vibe with a pink bunny sleeve and they threw in travel-sized lube and toy cleaner which were actually both adorable, functional, and even made to attach to a key ring. The three watch batteries needed to run it were right in there. All in all, it was perfect. In theory.

As soon as I put in the batteries, without even twisting on the end this toy was already on and going. I actually couldn't get it to turn off without taking the batteries out. Not sure if that's how it's supposed to be, and the end doesn't have an off mark, just a min-max twist, but it's a major design flaw to have to dig out the three watch batteries and put them all in the right way and have it instantly be on. Also, the min-max twist failed. It has one setting, which was pretty low.

I gave it a chance anyway, and it felt decent, although it I hate hard plastic because it sounds like a jack hammer against my hood piercing. And I should specify that it was the kind of decent that's like... when a guy first starts touching you and you're juuuust starting to get into it. I got to point where I was dying for this thing to grow a car battery and attack me. It took me FOR-EVER to cum with this. While my orgasm was at least there, it was a pretty tame. Nothing spectacular, and it left me wishing for a big bang "O". And forget the bunny sleeve. It absorbs the vibration and I never would have gotten there. I kind of assumed after reading it was run on watch batteries that this would be the case, but I was still holding out a little hope.

Honestly, as adorable as this toy is, it's like a knick-nack that sits on a shelf somewhere...so cute, but not functional. As sexually frustrated and horny as I am, I won't put myself through using this one again.
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  • LicentiouslyYours
    LicentiouslyYours  
    It sucks that this toy was so bad, but "adorable like a hot guy with a teeny, tiny cock who can't get it up." made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the review!
  • TexasFire
    TexasFire  
    Thanks for the honest review; sounds like a little bit of a disappointment, cuteness factor aside.
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Nice review! Big smile
  • Love Buzz
    Love Buzz  
    Nice Review
  • fletchy
    fletchy  
    sounds like a honest review, thanks for the warning!
  • Eucaly
    Eucaly  
    Really humorous review!
  • pinkcupcakes
    pinkcupcakes  
    thanks for this review!
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