Speeding bullets armor piercing - bullet vibrator by Evolved Novelties - review by Rod Ronald

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Like a drunken visit to a gun range. Sure, we fired a lot of shots, but nothing hit the mark!

Search for 'bullet vibes', and there's no doubt that you will be knee deep in the same ol' same ol' in no time. They're a dime a dozen and none really stand out from the ones that came before it. Evolved really tried here by adding multiple vibe pulsations, but at the end of the night it still leaves you wanting the good solid thudding from your go to vibrator. So save up your money and get a traditional vibe.
Published:
Pros:
Small and discreet, good for those just starting out with vibes, nice vibe functions
Cons:
It's a bullet vibe, just another bullet vibe, with rather weak vibrations. Slips from your fingers.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
I'm doing a quick review on the Evolved 'Armor Piercing' Speeding Bullet a compact yet mighty powerful vibe. This mini-vibe is great for people who are just starting their journey into sex toys, or for women who find traditional "larger" vibes just a little too intense. This little guy comes equipped with five different functions, 3 of which are pulsating patterns. With it's waterproof design you can easily take this into the shower or tub to enjoy some alone time. If you are in the market for a finger/mini-vibe then this is a sure bet for you. If you want power an the ability to climax fast, then look else where. Like anywhere...

The hard-nosed truth is that there are just millions of bullet vibes out there and for good reason. They're cheap and easy to make, and people tend to go to them when they're first trying to discover the world of vibrators. Sure there are a few, very few, bullet style vibes that rise above the rest but they are expensive. Plus, you will be screaming for a larger vibe to finish the job by the end of it all.

The speeding bullet does have different functions that help it break away from the rest of the pack, but it's still a bullet vibe made from plastic. The lil' guy loves to get away from you once lube has been applied. So it flops free and falls into the only place it can escape to which is usually your crack. That's always fun, to have some bullet vibe suddenly start buzzing around down there then frantically fish for it while keeping your cool.

The point is clear, and if not, read it again. Bullet vibes are great for those who want to see if vibes will work for them. However, for those who have already tasted the sweet sweet milk of the mega vibe tit, this may do nothing more then piss you off.
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My Speeding bullets armor piercing tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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