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Little Pawn of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

For a fun and simple toy, the Slim Smooth Delight might just become your new "old reliable." It has fun little dances and tricks, and it goes under water. Don't forget it's also kind of shaped like a chess piece, which is almost a little nerdy when you get down and think about it.
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Pros:
neat shape, strong vibrations, multiple vibrational patterns
Cons:
supposed to be glow in the dark but kind of isn't.
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Use

This is a slim but strong vibrator with the shape of a chess pawn. It has multiple speeds and vibrational patterns, making this toy a slight bit different than the traditional "old reliable" one trick ponies that you may already have in your drawer. Perfect for clitoral stimulation.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

You really can't go wrong with plastic. It's cheap, it's a safer material than most, and it's easy to clean. Plastic is smooth and obviously it's gonna get slippery when wet.

Additionally, this particular friend is glow in the dark! Kinda. I mean maybe you really have to stick the sucker to a lightbulb for a while, but mine did not light up in cool glowy fashion. I was disappointed.

Design / Shape / Size

So the shape of this thing, as I said, is much like a chess pawn. The tip is actually kind of egg shaped, and then it has a tapered neck that then bows out to a kind of bulby bump and straight again. Maybe it's just me, but when there's any sort of tapering on a toy, I feel like I can get better aim with it, sort of like a ball point pen. It just makes it feel more like "this is the business end" if that makes any sense.

Functions / Performance / Controls

I'm actually pretty stoked about how strong the vibrations actually were for this toy, and that there were multiple speeds and patterns. To activate the toy, there's a button on the bottom, which is a mixed blessing. Depending on how you hold the toy, your finger could tap the fairly sensitive button and change up your groove right when you least expect it, but then again it's easier than a dial like you find on many other toys.

From high speed buzzy vibrations to thudding helicopter chopping patterns, this little pawn packs a punch. And this little friend is waterproof so set your pawns to BZZZZZZZZZ and do your thang.

The toy is fairly quiet, and the batteries are encased tightly so you wont hear them jiggling around. Just the buzzy whirr of the motor.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

It's up to you to keep this guy clean, because we don't want any weird smelling toys or possible germy yum yum bits. But this here is plastic so you've got very little that you'll have to do. Give this guy a little bath with warm sudsy water using a little antibacterial soap. You can also wipe it down with isopropyl alcohol.

When it comes to lubes you've got your choice of water, oil and silicone.
    • Easy to clean
Follow-up commentary
Still think this thing is cuter than shit. Ended up giving it to a friend who was in need of a new vibe and she is still enjoying it to this day. She's not quite the seasoned veteran I am, though.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review
  • Ryuson
    Ryuson  
    I'm glad that you got more out of this toy than I did!
  • js250
    js250  
    Good review. I liked mine, too. Not my favorite, but pretty good.
  • Triple X Moma
    Triple X Moma  
    Great review!
  • Alyxx
    Alyxx  
    Good review, glad you liked it! Don't think I would though.
  • Mr.Red
    Mr.Red  
    The only thing that glows in the dark on this is the little button on the base.
  • 12345678
    12345678  
    Good review
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