Little thumper by Doc Johnson

Every toy chest needs something simple sometimes. Basic is often better. I received my cute pink little vibrator and thought, hmmm, this is really an egg, with a kind of handle. It is hard plastic, and it says not waterproof, not for anal use. Follow recommendations. It's clearly not waterproof and the cord has quite a hole around it. So if you want it for anal play, be SURE to use a condom, or it could be bad.

When I first turned it on I almost dropped it. It was that much vibration. You know, that can be a good thing or a bad thing. I tend to say bad. There are 8 different modes, which is really 4 modes with high and low settings. They are controlled by a button, not a slider, and cycle through the 4 high, then 4 slow, as far as I can figure out. It's not really intuitive, because when you click the button, it doesn't just start vibrating differently, it stops, goes to the next one, pauses, then starts. You have to sit there and wait until it starts to see what it's going to be this time.

The pulse patterns are nice once you get to them. However, as mentioned before, it's pretty strong. If the egg was buried in a silicone penis, it would be different, but it's not. It's right there, on you. I went for the slower speeds just so I wouldn't bounce off the walls. Eventually you get used to it, and the high speed is ok, but it felt a little desensitizing to use.

Once you get the hang of this it's a fun addition for clitoral stimulation, but it's not great for penetration, too hard, not flexible, and most of all, not waterproof. It has a tendency to slide right in, and it's not sealed well at the cord end.