Twisted hearts seduction - discreet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by ~LaUr3n~

I THINK the Twisted Hearts Seduction is intended to be inserted, but it doesn't work that way for me. For women who like large toys, that use might be better for you. For me, it's an excellent clitoral vibrator and if it weren't for the draggy material, it would make a great all over massager. With a little bit of oil or lube, it can become one, however. The vibrations are rumbly and deep and produce really strong and fast orgasms for me. Unfortunately, it is on the loud side. On the upside, it is made of non-toxic TPR. It is also waterproof and has a very low scent. Designed by women for women, Twisted Hearts Seduction has a lot going for it even if I don't like to insert it.

Twisted heart Seduction is made of non-toxic, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalate free TPR. The material is somewhat porous, so you should use a condom if sharing. The material is somewhat flexible and does have a bit of give. However, since it is only as coating on a plastic case, there are only a few parts on the toy that flexes. There is also smooth plastic near the base, but some of it is also coated with the TPR so it is easy to turn when your fingers are lubed up. The material is smooth, but it feels like rubber so it does have a lot of drag and requires lube, especially for insertion. It also has a slight smell of plastic to it that does go away after a while.

It would be really cool if the design ACTUALLY twisted since it can't be inserted, for me. But alas, it doesn't. The design is basically a heart "twisted" in half. This makes for a really interesting design. The thinnest point of the vibrator is in the center and the thickest parts are near the top and then at the base of the "insertable" portion. This makes it sort of hour glass shaped.

The total length is 5 1/2" long. The potential insertable length is about 4". The end is nicely rounded, but is not perfectly round. The top is flatter than the sides. The beginning circumference is about 5 1/4" (about 1 5/8" in diameter). That's pretty big for a starting thickness! About 1 1/2" down is where the first lip of the heart is. It is flexible, but does increase the thickness more to 5 1/2" in circumference and makes the diameter a whopping 2"! I have a feeling it was designed for g-spot stimulation, but again, it doesn't work that was for me. The toy then thins out in the center to be 4 1/2" in circumference. After that, it has another lip 1 1/2" down from there. I don't believe this lip is meant to be inserted.

The base is also rounded. It unscrews so two AAA batteries can drop into slots. The rounded end turns like a dial to control the power.

It is semi-discreet in that it doesn't look like a normal vibrator at all. It is also easy to hide because of its size and is good for travel.

The dial base is easy to use. It has a good amount of resistance and it is unlikely that the toy will turn on by itself or change speed randomly.

It is supposed to have many infinite speeds between the low and high, but I feel like there are four distinct steady speeds.

1. The first starts off already loud. That's the first thing I noticed. The vibrations are rumbly and what I'd consider a medium-low level. This level can already finish me because the vibrations are not buzzy, but this changes as the speed increases. The noise can be heard through a door if the toy is not making contact with the body.

2. The vibration increases slightly to a medium level. The noise also increases slightly. The vibrations remain rumbly.

3. The vibration jumps a bit more than it does from level one to two. The noise level increases accordingly and the vibrations are still fairly rumbly.

4. The last level is what I'd consider a high level and it changes the vibrations to be more buzzy. This level is too strong for me, but over clothing I can still enjoy it and finish from it. The noise can be heard through a door, definitely.

The toy is waterproof and passed my shower and tub tests.

The toy is easy to take care of. You can use any kind of lubricant with it. It is best cleaned with warm water and anti-bacterial soap or a toy cleaner. Let it dry, remove the batteries, and place back in its package or other place to store. Do not place it next to other toys of similar materials.

The packaging is a bit of overkill in size. It comes in a thin plastic box that shows the toy through the front. It sits in a tray that slides out. The package has cute swirls and heart designs, making it a great gift for an anniversary or Valentine's day even. There is a bit of information about the toy on the packaging.

The package has indented two parts of my toy and even leaving the toy out of the package for a few days, has not returned it to its original form. They do not affect the toy's performance, however.

I was not able to insert this toy. The thickness is too much when combined with that notch that is only 1 1/2" down the toy. I do really like using it as a clitoral stimulator, however! It can give me some really fast and hard orgasms! After it failed internally, I thought it was a lost cause, but this is a good clit toy for me. It also works well as a massager if you have some oil or lube to help it slide around. My boy friend likes to get oral with this right under his balls. It works for guys too. Being that I got this free, I am glad I did, but I wouldn't pay for it if it broke. There are better clit toys for less that are quieter.