Lucid hearts squirmy dream - rabbit vibrator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Miss Irresistible

I anxiously awaited the arrival of my Lucid Hearts Squirmy Dream; I couldn't wait to get it and try it out. When the package arrived, I opened it up and was shocked out at how well it was packed. I pulled the packaging out that the vibrator was in and was shocked at how cute the box was; it had a psychedelic look to it.

When I removed the Squirmy Dream from the box, I was amazed at how much bigger it was in real life. The pictures do not do it justice at all. I was expecting a small vibrator, and this was about nine inches long, six inches being insertable, and almost an inch and a half in diameter. It was a vibrant shade of purple, with three actual upside down hearts that got bigger as they went down the shaft, and a squiggly to massage the clit. The vibrator did have a weird smell to it when I took it out of the packaging, and it really didn't disappear too much once I washed it.

It was finally time to try this bad boy out, and I was beyond ready for it. It had been a stressful day, and I just needed time to myself to just relax and have a nice orgasm. I washed the Squirmy Dream off, inserted three AAA batteries, and got it lubed up.

As I inserted it into my pussy, I was pleased at how it fit perfectly inside me. I started messing with the speed of the vibration on the shaft; it really didn't do much for me. I tried all the speeds, and it just wasn't getting me close to an orgasm, so I turned on the squiggly and let it massage my clit. These two combined was magical; it had me ready to orgasm within five minutes. It fit perfectly over my clit, massaging it in all the right places, and the hearts rotating inside of my pussy was a perfect combination, giving me the best orgasm yet.

I didn't like where the controls were. It was hard to really control the speed while using this. The buttons were hard to feel, so I had to keep looking at it every time I wanted to adjust it. I also don't think that the shaft had a hard enough vibration; without the clit massager, this would be a useless toy. I did like how you could reverse the direction that the shaft moved in, but the squiggly only moved in one direction.

Also, this wasn't a discreet vibrator; it was very loud and could be heard from under the covers, possibly even from outside the door. This isn't a toy you would want to use if there were other people up and moving around the house. It is waterproof, so that is a huge plus. It can be played with in the bath or shower, making this vibrator even more exciting.

I give this vibrator three stars, two vrooms, and three bees