Luv your body - clitoral stimulator by Rocks Off Ltd. - review by Livia Drew

Luv your body by Rocks Off Ltd. is the perfect toy for firm clitoral, nipple, and all-over body stimulation and massage. This toy provides a gentler stimulation when compared to massager wands, but then the vibrations are bed-rocking set against a lot of the clitoral vibes out there. With its wide and flat bottom surface, wide and almost breasted top surface, and pointed tip, Luv your body has the potential to provide the right stimulation for just about any body with the possible exception of power queens or those with clits of steel. As far as wands or wand-style vibes go, given its light weight and smaller size, this vibe would also be relatively reasonable for couple's play. Then, to top it all off, the packaging and the toy itself are so gosh darned cute that it has great gift-giving potential. I gave this one to myself and would do it again or give it to a friend in need in a second.

The toy's head is made out of a silicone covering and glued to a plastic shell. As with most silicone toys, this portion of the Luv your body attracts lint, hair, and fuzzies of all sorts, so you should always wash it before and after use to minimize the amount of this that comes into contact with your body. I've noticed that some of the glue seems to be wearing away between the silicone head and the handle, but this is the only fault that I can find in the materials and design of the toy, which is otherwise very high quality, and this has made no difference in my personal use or enjoyment of the Luv your body.



The handle of the toy is plastic with two silicone buttons on the upper portion of the handle. I've had no problems with the handle, and the vibrations do not really carry through the handle, making the Luv your body a lot less hand-numbing than toys of similar strength.



The cap, as you can see below, also has a waterproofing ring on it, so the toy is completely waterproof, and as I will show you later, I have used it many times effectively in complete submersion.



The smooth texture of the toy is such that I have never had to apply lube to use it effectively. However, the toy has some small amount of drag, so other toy users might find the addition of lube more pleasurable.

The design of the Luv your body is both adorable and functional. The heart-shaped head allows for several potential stimulating surfaces. I've used all three surfaces (the broad and flat bottom, the broad and bulbous top, and the pointy tip) and have found all three equally strong and pleasurable. The angled handle, too, has been very useful. It's the perfect angle to cup my neck, shoulders, and breasts comfortably, and with clitoral play, when using the bottom portion of the head for stimulation, the angle also allows you either to get a little extra pressure by pulling or rocking the handle toward you or to let the toy rest there hands-free for a lighter stimulation.

The Luv your body comes with five vibration settings (3 steady vibrations and 2 patterns). The vibrations are located throughout the head, and in my personal use, I haven't been able to distinguish a difference in the strength of vibration based on which part of the head you use. I've even used the edges of the toy (not the typical use) for general labial stimulation to good effect. The vibrations are pretty rumbly and powerful, but they certainly do not match the Hitachi in strength, and if that's what you're looking for then this may not be for you.

There are two buttons on the Luv your body. The button closer to the head is an on/off button, and the one below cycles through the vibration settings. The buttons light up, as you can see here:



However, this setting, as you'll also be able to tell from the picture, doesn't really help you to identify which button is which in the dark. Luckily, the controls are still pretty intuitive, so I haven't had problems turning it off by mistake in the middle of playing with this toy.

The vibration patterns (with my thoughts on each) are as follows:

1) Low- Solid but light vibrations. I usually skip past this setting pretty quickly when going for clitoral stimulation. When using it as a general muscle massager, however, this setting has the potential to be pretty effective.
2) Medium- This setting is pretty powerful for a medium level. Some people may even be able to stop at this setting, and although I'm generally a bit of a power junky, sometimes I use this setting exclusively, as you get all of the strength minus some of the numbing sensations of the more powerful modes. This setting is best used if you want to take your time for a leisurely O experience.
3) High- This is not much of a leap from the medium level, but it can be nice to take it up a notch just before orgasm for a little more intensity.
4) Quick escalation- This is the first pattern and starts off with lower level pulses and works its way up to stronger vibrations. This is a fairly quick pulse for those climactic moments, and I have found that this pulse in particular really does work best with clitoral use rather than any other part of the body.
5) Pulsating (throbbing)- This is a slower more penetrating pulse that is great for muscle massage or getting your clit worked up. If you're using this vibe over your panties or on the outer part of your labia, this is the single best setting... ever. It gives you a rumbly sensation over a wide surface area and, of all the settings, has the most deeply penetrating feelings of vibration.

So, as you can probably tell, I'm pretty satisfied with the vibrational settings, and particularly setting number five (the second pattern). However, I did have one problem with these settings and that was the order. As I said, I've found pulse five to be the best for working yourself up and pulse four to be good for the moment of climax, so for me, these two pulses are out of order. Since there's only one cycle button, you can't go back to the previous setting without cycling through the whole bunch. Nevertheless, these are still some really great vibrational settings, and I'd highly recommend experimenting with some of them for yourself.

The selling point of this toy for me is that it is waterproof because of the little ring between the handle of the toy and the cap (pictured earlier). I've experimented with this toy extensively in the water (it's my personal favorite use), and I have had no problems with this. Mostly, I've used the toy in the shower, but I have used it in complete submersion in a bathtub. If you're going to go with the bathtub option, you should know that you'll be able to hear and feel the entire tub vibrate. That's not a bad thing, but it is surprising if you're not expecting it or are in need of a little more discretion.



It's a little hard to see the level of vibration in this first picture, but after soaping up the water a little bit, even on camera you can see the disturbance in the water, which is even more substantial in person. Those ripples around the head of the toy? Yeah they translate to some pretty big underwater power.



The toy is fairly noisy, but since I generally don't care if I disturb my housemate or not (consider it a completely insincere and half-hearted attempt at revenge for the nights her boyfriend comes over), I've just been using it anyway. But as she's been away for a bit, I decided to test how far the noise really carries and if it goes all the way to her room when I'm not under the covers but my door is closed. The answer is, I'm fine, and she probably has no idea what I've been up to all this time (revenge thwarted).

As the toy is waterproof and made of silicone and non-porous plastic, this is an extemely easy toy to care for. I simply wash it with water and a gentle hand soap, and that's done it every time. You won't be able to boil this toy because it's not completely silicone, so toy sharing is a little iffy, but for solo use anyway, clean-up is super simple.

I store the Luv your body in its original packaging (by far one of the cutest boxes I own). This serves the dual purpose of getting the toy to stack well with my other toys and keeping it FAR FAR AWAY from my other silicone toys. For the sake of your beautiful Luv your body, please remember to keep this toy away from silicone toys and silicone-based lubes. They will literally melt your toy, and at the risk of sounding like your mother, no science experiments in the bedroom! (What? Your mother didn't say that?)

Since it's not rechargeable, you'll need a stash of AAA-batteries to keep your pleasure coming, or get your hands on 4 rechargeables (as I personally prefer) so that you can save the environment and your pocketbook in the long term.

The packaging for the Luv your body is both clear and clearly adorable. Obviously, as it's clear, the packaging is only as discreet as you feel the toy itself is, and the packaging itself only references the toy as a general massager, not as a sex toy. The packaging has a diagram of the on/off and function controls as well as visual instructions for battery insertion. The basic product description also comes in three languages in addition to English (French, Spanish, and I assume German). The printed decorative hearts on the plastic sleeve and the engraved hearts on the hard plastic box itself make the packaging perfect for gift-giving, and inside the package, the plastic fixtures will keep the product in place for long term storage.

I would highly recommend Luv your body for all except the greatest of power queens. For the price, Luv your body simply cannot be beat as it strikes that rare balance between function and quality at the lower price range. I would be more than happy to answer any direct questions about the product that you may have, and I hope that, should you choose to order Luv your body, as well, that you will be as satisfied with this toy as I have been.

The tale of my Luv your body:
Oh Luv your body... or as he's called in my toy chest, "Leo." Sure there are toys that could get me off faster than Leo, but he takes his time. He is the one who cares. For those of you who are as dorky and old school as I am, you'll probably already have guessed that Leo derives his name from that gorgeous white-lighter of Charmed fame because, while Leo is adorable and pure-looking (and even has a halo of light that surrounds him while he's on the job), Leo also has the potential to be pushed to the bad side. On top of it all, Leo has the ever-welcome quality of being able to soothe my sore muscles. So just call me Piper and get your own white-lighter!