Meet My New Best Friend

This toy is a dream come true because it is what every bullet should be, simple, sexy, easy to clean, and offering a variety of vibration settings. The material is what makes this toy; not too hard, not too soft, but just right.
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Pros
Variety of vibrations, Simple, Discreet, Affordable
Cons
Questionable waterproof abilities, does not make breakfast
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The large soft bullet is appropriate for vaginal and clitoral play, and can be used for both solo play and couple play. It can also be used on the nipple area, depending on which vibration mode you wish to use. This toy is excellent for beginner users and advanced users. It is also good for those who opt for smooth, untextured toys.

This toy has fairly weak vibrations but can also reach medium to strong vibrations. I personally prefer toys that are powerhouses of strong vibrations, and this toy did the job for sure. If you do not care for strong vibrations, there are also weaker vibrations options available.

As an early precaution, I would not recommend using this in the tub.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

When I first opened the box, I was unimpressed with the material. It is made of TPR Silicone, which ranks as a 6 on the Eden safety scale. This material can be used be many individuals without complications, but it would be a good idea to use a condom to avoid any unnecessary infections, especially if you have more sensitive genitals. I at first thought it was too squishy had a very slight smell to it (once it is washed, the smell is virtually non- existent. It is phthalates free, latex free and hypoallergenic. Be forewarned, it attracts dirt, hair and lint though!

I personally prefer hard toys, but the aesthetics of this toy were somewhat of a turn on for me. I really liked that it was super smooth and just a simplistic design, so I thought, what the hell, why not give my new bullet a chance?

It turns out I absolutely fell in love with it. Though it is really squishy, it still retains its form, both during clitoral use and vaginal use. Because it is not made of harsher material, like glass or metal, there is no worry of bruising either your vaginal walls or your cervix. The material does not drag against your vaginal walls during masturbation.

I am usually annoyed with excessive texture on my toys, especially during clitoral use, so I was incredibly pleased that it was absolutely soft and smooth. Because of a lack of texture, this is excellent for beginners who are interested in bullets, but do not want to opt for the more elaborate (or expensive) options.

The control is made of smooth plastic and does not have a smell to it.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I loved the bullet's design and shape! It has sort of an elongated light bulb shape to it that just made ever so interesting to look at. The shape actually makes it compatible to fit the vagina, but discreet that the standard passerbyer would have a hard time figuring out what your toy is. Because it does not have a tapered end to it, it is not suited for anal penetration, so keep this away from your butt!

The toy's dimensions are 4 3/4 for the length, 4 1/4 for the circumference, 1 1/4 for the diameter. It weighs .3lbs. There is a cord that it attached to it, but you can always wrap the cord around the toy after use. There is also small remote control that is the same size of the bullet but should not affect the portability or discreetness of the bullet. The remote control can be removed and stored independently of the toy. Because it is so small and light, this toy is ideal for travel in either purses or luggage. It could fit in some pockets, such as larger coat pockets.

The remote has a button in the front (which features the on/off switch on the bottom and the settings control on the top). Next to the button is a number 7, which means the number of settings available to the users. The back of the remote is where the batteries are placed.

The bullet is good for a beginner who is interested in who wants a small, light vibrator that will not overwhelm them with weight or size. This is also appropriate for advanced users who may be looking for similar attributes in a bullet.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet is controlled by a remote control that runs on three AAA batteries. The remote is connected to the toy by a cord. The cord and the toy are inseparable from each other, but these components can be separated from the remote for storage. You still need to remote to be connected to the toy if you wish for it to have vibrations. The cord is a bit on the short side, but I had no issue with it. You may not like it if you are using it with a partner, unless you wish to have your partner sitting right next to you (and it's always fun to be close and personal, right?)

There are seven modes of vibrations; they all vary in degrees in intensity, mode and speed. The modes are described as being roller coaster, pulsating, escalating and vibrating modes. There are two "softer" intensities, ideal for either foreplay or those who have sensitive clits/ vaginas; there is one "soft/ medium intensity; there are two "medium" intensities, and two "extreme" intensities, which I think is appropriate for either intense vaginal or clitoral stimulation. One medium intensity, the softer intensity and the extreme intensities are just regular vibrating modes; two of the medium intensities are pulsating and rollercoaster modes; and the soft/ medium intensity is an escalating mode.

The remote is incredibly simple; there is one button at the top. To turn the bullet on, simply press the bottom part of the button to control the on/ off switch. The top part of the button controls the modes and intensities; just click until you reach the desired level of intensity and vibration mode.

The toy is supposedly waterproof, but because of the shortness of the cord, I am hesitant to try it in the water. So unfortunately I will not be able to tell you if it holds up in the water, simply because I really like this toy and I don't want to ruin it.

Its not very loud, it could be heard through sheets so I wouldn't recommend using it in the same room with unsuspecting company, but it cannot be heard through doors, even on its most extreme mode.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

It's super easy to care for this toy! Before and after play, I like to run it under soap and warm water. When you first open it, you are going to want to this because it has a very faint smell, but goes away after one good washing. It can also be cleaned with toy wipes and toy cleaner. Do not bleach or boil this toy because it will be ruined. I don't think it's necessary to clean the remote after use unless you're having a really messy session. If that's the case, you can use the aforementioned approved methods, but take heed to not let it leak in between the button cracks or the battery compartment.

The bullet is a bit of hair and dirt magnet, so make sure you store in a clean place. You can store it with other toys if your other toys are a clean place as well (think metal tin cans or anything like that). I usually don't like white toys, but it's super easy to clean off any material it may attract so I am able to overlook the color "flaw."

Because it is a silicone mix, avoid using this toy with silicone based lubes. This toy is compatible with other lubes and condoms. Also, it is not a good idea to store this toy with other silicone or silicone mix toys or other composite materials, such as TPR, unless you set it apart in a baggie or special container. You can store it with glass, steel/aluminum, wood, ceramic, and plastic.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

I loved the packaging! It can actually serve as temporary storing facility, probably for like 2-3 weeks top. It is recyclable too, if you don't mind the recycle man/ woman. There were no instructions included in the package.

The packaging is not discreet at all, there are two images of an entirely nude woman pictured on both the front and back and she is shown holding the bullet. I'm not sure why I find these types of packagings amusing- I think I simply enjoy how blatant some companies can be. But anyway, if you are interested in keeping the packaging around, take into account this is NOT at all discreet. It can be used as a gift box if the receiver has a sense of humor or appreciates nudity.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Experience

I have a hard time with sex toys; many of the toys I receive, I end up finding a major flaw in, and end up hating it until the end of its days. HOWEVER! This toy has made it to the exception list. I have been looking for a nice bullet with some power and simplicity, and voila! this toy made it into my life. It is strong enough to sate my need for a powerful toy, and clean enough that I don't rant on and on about it for half of my review. If you desire a pretty, basic, clean toy to accompany you on your sex journeys, consider buying it! It's affordable and you have no excuse now that I gave you all the reasons to love it.
    • Fun design
    • Simple
Follow-up commentary
I'm quite sad to say that my Large Soft Bullet is starting to show signs of damage after only a month of having it. Now, if it was my fault, I would flat out say it and accept fault. Unfortunately, after storing it independently from my other toys in a metal container in a cool place, I noticed the bottom of the bullet looked like it was warped (or melted).

It was a fun toy while it lasted, but I wish it had a longer life span. I probably won't be buying this toy again, because I do not wish to have a toy for only a month.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: kelaaa33wish
    Does not make breakfast!! Thanks for the good review,
  • Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire)
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: ToyGurl
    I love anything with a high intensity and 2 bees! Thanks for the awesome review
  • Contributor: Ms. Spice
    your welcome everyone
  • Contributor: Ivy Wilde
    Too bad the toy didn't last, but thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: haley730
    great review
  • Contributor: pinkzombie
    Thank you!
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    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: GlacVic
    good review, thanks
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for the review...but "does not make breakfast"? Silly you, did you ask it for DINNER?????
  • Contributor: LavenderSkies
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: Alyona
    Nice review
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    Thanks for the review
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    thanks for the review !
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    Thank you for the review.
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