Mini tongue - clitoral vibrator discontinued by Lady Calston - review by Dame Demi

The Mini Tongue is one of those adult toys that often causes you to giggle the first time you see it. It is, literally, a model of a disembodied tongue on top of a battery pack controller. The tongue is Caucasian flesh-colored, but otherwise quite realistic looking, complete with bumps and a raised center area. Despite its somewhat odd appearance, however, the Mini Tongue is a clit sex toy that will truly surprise you.

The "Trueskin" material that forms the tongue part of the toy is very realistic feeling, though it does have somewhat of a rubbery scent to it. Still, with some lube on it, simply by touch you'd find it hard to believe it's not the real thing.

Even more amazing is the tongue motion that simulates cunnilingus. Many sex toys state they feel "like the real thing," but I was quite dubious about this one. However, with a fair amount of lube, and holding the toy in the right spot, it really and truly DID feel like a real tongue doing its thing down there! The tongue moves in a somewhat circular, flapping motion that really does simulate the feelings of oral sex. In addition, it can also be used for very effective nipple stimulation.

The tongue is insertable, though I found it most effective when used for external stimulation. The toy also comes with a detachable vibrating bullet, which vibrates and pulsates in rhythm with the tongue's motion. Though a nice feature, I personally found the bullet totally unnecessary, and left it off so it wouldn't draw power from the tongue itself.

The Mini Tongue runs on three AAA batteries, which provide a surprising amount of power. The batteries fit into a battery pack base at the bottom of the tongue. The base has finger ridges to keep it from slipping, and I found it to be a good size for my hand. The controls consist of one sliding lever that controls the speed of both the tongue and the bullet, and features a low, medium, and high setting. Though fairly quiet on the lowest setting, the tongue is definitely audible on the highest setting, letting off a fairly high-pitched whirring noise. The bullet, nicely, is virtually silent.

All in all, I think the Mini Bullet is a unique and quite surprisingly effective toy that belongs in any collection. For those of you wanting to try something a little different, the Mini Tongue is an excellent choice!

I originally shared the disbelief of many of the posters about this product--disbelief that a toy could realistically mimic oral sex.  Upon first feeling the "tongue" part of the toy, however,  you will be immediately struck by how realistic it feels.  The movements are also incredibly realistic, mimicking a licking and circling motion.

The toy obviously does not have the range of motion of a real human being; however, you can compensate for this by adjusting  the intensity and placing the toy exactly where you want it.  It's like having a lover with a somewhat repetitive oral technique at your complete and utter command in terms of where to place his or her tongue and exactly how fast or slow to go.  Definitely a winner!

One word of caution, though.  This product is somewhat fragile, and if you're not careful, the soft tongue material can split open and reveal the movement mechanism underneath.  Just care for your toy properly and monitor the tongue extension to keep this from happening.