More pleasant than orgasm-inducing

It's a shame, the idea is great, but the execution just didn't get me anywhere near orgasm. It's powerful enough, but the sensations aren't concentrated where they should be.
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Pros
Great idea
Cons
Doesn't do it for me
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
The idea behind this toy is great - but unfortunately in action, it just doesn't cut it. It isn't a particularly sexy-looking thing, and it's quite tricky to get it open and get the batteries in and out.

I can see why it should be a great couples toy|The cone®, because it's so versatile and the shape of it wouldn't intimidate guys. However, having used it alone, I wouldn't bother using it during sex with a partner. I think it would just get in the way and detract from the pleasure you could be giving one another. You couldn't really put it underneath the woman during missionary intercourse because someone could end up in some serious pain as the toy is pretty rigid - one false move and someone will be clutching their bits, and not in a happy way.

It's heavy, noisy, unwieldy, and didn't get me anywhere near orgasm. The vibrations aren't concentrated enough on the right area to get me going. It just felt pleasant, as opposed to orgasmic! It also takes whopping batteries and if it was something you used frequently, it would cost you a fortune in batteries - so if you actually like this toy, get rechargables!

This toy may be hands-free, but I think the vast majority of people would soon cast it away and use their hands to pleasure themselves - that's if the noisiness of this toy hadn't put them off altogether!

I think perhaps women who find it quite easy to climax would appreciate this, but for the price, anyone else, I wouldn't bother. I can't see many men finding this an appealing toy to bring into the bedroom either. I think it would be a bit of a passion-killer. The only bonus is you could probably leave it on display in the bedroom and it's doubtful that prying eyes would guess what it is. It just looks like some kind of posh ornament!
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  • Contributor: Dame Demi
    I found it good for sitting over while reading erotica or watching porn. The sheer number of settings and power of the vibrations was enough to do it for me, but I agree it's not for everyone. And yeah--my dog was barking at it, it was so loud.
  • Contributor: Oggins
    I always wondered if this one was worth the price... The shape just seems odd to me.
  • Contributor: Spiking Glue
    *nods* I totally got the feeling that the Cone wouldn't do it for me, for all the reasons it didn't do it for you. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Cock Wrangler
    Hm. So even the higher settings weren't strong enough?
  • Contributor: All In
    I've always wondered about this toy. I'm a bit curious on the different settings though. Could you compare the strength to any other toys?
  • Contributor: Lucy
    I'd say compared to my recent review of the Lelo Mia, it wasn't even as powerful as that.
  • Contributor: Mae Baby
    I was interested in this but for over a hundred bucks and with the power you say it has I'm not really interested anymore. Thanks for the review! I love this place because you get fair warning before paying for something you might not like!
  • Contributor: Sarah.Indisguise
    Hi, Lucy.

    I'm quite difficult too, but the orgasm program did it for me Smile. Even so, it was quite disappointing and I found the shape dangerous too Smile

    By the way, have you tried the Eroscillator? I have never problems with that one.
  • Contributor: KinkyShay
    I'm glad I read this. I'd been wondering if this toy was worth the hype.
  • Contributor: RyanReynolds
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: zeebot
    Great review, sorry to hear it didn't work out for you.
  • Contributor: anonomous
    Thanks for the great review. I don't think I could get something that noisy.
  • Contributor: The scientist
    thanks for saving me the trouble of trying this one out!
  • Contributor: eroticmutt
    Loving the idea a few posts up of trying one while reading erotica!
  • Contributor: jeangel246
    Thanks the review
  • Contributor: mudpie
    Thanks, this is definitely a very interesting toy.
  • Contributor: tlaskowski
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: NarcissisticLust
    Nice review : )
  • Contributor: Bzz
    It looks quite terrifying to me!
  • Contributor: *Camoprincess*
    I never understood this toy
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