I rub my penguin - sex toy by Big Teaze Toys - review by newfoundlust

Just like the original children's book, this little guy came to live with us by surprise. I bought this toy as a fun little Valentine surprise gift for my wife, as she loves penguins. When she opened the package, Mrs. Lust did not realize at first what it was, and simply commented, "What a cute little penguin." Then she realized what it was, and a delicious naughty grin spread over her face.

She immediately went running to get scissors to cut open the blister pack and some AA batteries. In light of the upcoming "Mr. Popper's Penguins" movie, which was a favorite book of ours as kids, she named him Mr. Popper. We put in the two AA batteries by simply taking a quarter and unscrewing the bottom of the penguin (not screwing that way, and not that bottom, you sick people!). We stuck the the batteries inside and screwed the plate back on. We made sure we tightened it, as it was apparent that Mr. Popper likes to play in water.

Mrs. Lust then turned him on by squeezing his lower tummy once. (What can I say, Mrs. Lust has that innate ability on males. She says he is always turned on, but more on that in a moment). Mr. Popper obviously liked that, as he immediately began to quiver all over kind of like a vibrator on its lowest setting. Mrs. Lust giggled, and said that his tummy reminded her of mine. I responded by lovingly swatting her on her lovely spankable derriere. This apparently turned Mrs. Lust on, as she then put Mr. Popper down between her legs and said "Aaaaahhhhh." Mr. Popper responded by continuing to quiver. Being a demanding sort of woman, Mrs. Lust commanded Mr. Popper to vibrate more strongly, and squeezed his stout little tummy again. Apparently Mr. Popper is a sub, as he immediately complied with her command. Mrs. Lust rewarded Mr. Popper by pushing him more firmly against her lady parts. As you might expect, Mrs. Lust decided to give this poor little animal further commands by telling him to vibrate even more strongly and squeezed his poor stomach yet again! Of course, being the good little submissive that he is, Mr. Popper obeyed. Mrs. Lust rewarded him with a nice compliment, "Ooh, you feel nice when you snuggle yourself right... there!" At this point, it was apparent that these two kinky life forms had plans for each other, so I excused myself.

Later, I found the two of them in the shower together. It was obvious that they had been very active, as Mrs. Lust had a rosy glow to her body, and he had this silly little grin across his face. The funny thing is, ever since then, he stays in the shower and he always has that grin on his face. The other funny thing is, Mrs. Lust always smiles back when she sees him, and tells me she still loves me but that Mr. Popper just has this way of making her happy. I guess she keeps him in the shower as her slave.
At least they let me stay in the house.