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Mr. Popper The Lovely Penguin

Mr. Popper has become a beloved member of our home. He makes my wife smile, and he always smiles back at her, so who am I to break them up?
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Pros:
Loves to be in the water, and obeys commands to vibrate as long as you squeeze his tummy.
Cons:
He will only vibrate 3 ways, and his 3 way is only moderately powerful.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
Just like the original children's book, this little guy came to live with us by surprise. I bought this toy as a fun little Valentine surprise gift for my wife, as she loves penguins. When she opened the package, Mrs. Lust did not realize at first what it was, and simply commented, "What a cute little penguin." Then she realized what it was, and a delicious naughty grin spread over her face.

She immediately went running to get scissors to cut open the blister pack and some AA batteries. In light of the upcoming "Mr. Popper's Penguins" movie, which was a favorite book of ours as kids, she named him Mr. Popper. We put in the two AA batteries by simply taking a quarter and unscrewing the bottom of the penguin (not screwing that way, and not that bottom, you sick people!). We stuck the the batteries inside and screwed the plate back on. We made sure we tightened it, as it was apparent that Mr. Popper likes to play in water.

Mrs. Lust then turned him on by squeezing his lower tummy once. (What can I say, Mrs. Lust has that innate ability on males. She says he is always turned on, but more on that in a moment). Mr. Popper obviously liked that, as he immediately began to quiver all over kind of like a vibrator on its lowest setting. Mrs. Lust giggled, and said that his tummy reminded her of mine. I responded by lovingly swatting her on her lovely spankable derriere. This apparently turned Mrs. Lust on, as she then put Mr. Popper down between her legs and said "Aaaaahhhhh." Mr. Popper responded by continuing to quiver. Being a demanding sort of woman, Mrs. Lust commanded Mr. Popper to vibrate more strongly, and squeezed his stout little tummy again. Apparently Mr. Popper is a sub, as he immediately complied with her command. Mrs. Lust rewarded Mr. Popper by pushing him more firmly against her lady parts. As you might expect, Mrs. Lust decided to give this poor little animal further commands by telling him to vibrate even more strongly and squeezed his poor stomach yet again! Of course, being the good little submissive that he is, Mr. Popper obeyed. Mrs. Lust rewarded him with a nice compliment, "Ooh, you feel nice when you snuggle yourself right... there!" At this point, it was apparent that these two kinky life forms had plans for each other, so I excused myself.

Later, I found the two of them in the shower together. It was obvious that they had been very active, as Mrs. Lust had a rosy glow to her body, and he had this silly little grin across his face. The funny thing is, ever since then, he stays in the shower and he always has that grin on his face. The other funny thing is, Mrs. Lust always smiles back when she sees him, and tells me she still loves me but that Mr. Popper just has this way of making her happy. I guess she keeps him in the shower as her slave.
At least they let me stay in the house.
Experience
Mrs. Lust loves Mr. Popper. I sometimes hear them playing in the shower together. As I said before, Mrs. Lust is a bit of a dominant at times. She sometimes orders me to go change his batteries. Being the devoted husband that I am, I am glad to comply with her request/command. I have noted that Mr. Popper's bottom needs to be kept firmly screwed in place to let him live in the shower and keep water and soap from creeping inside. I think he is a little into having his anal play, as he has the same funny little grin on his face when I unscrew his bottom and stick fresh batteries inside him. I always make sure to firmly seal his battery compartment bottom, as we would not want any leakage in either direction.

Mrs. Lust says that Mr. Popper has a nice moderate ability to vibrate on her command, low, medium, or high. She also says that his highest setting is nice, but that he does not equal her vibrators that she likes for sex play. In watching the two of them play together, I have noticed that he seems to really like having his tummy squeezed, because in addition to starting to vibrate, he makes this cute little noise. The first time she squeezes his tummy, he makes kind of a low vibrating sound. He obviously likes vibrating, because if she does it again, or even a third time, he gets even louder. However, that is apparently his limit, because if she squeezes him a fourth time he quits vibrating and goes silent.
Follow-up commentary
Mr. Popper continues to have a warm place in my wife's heart, and seems to get her wet before she turns on the shower. I can't get him to leave the shower, I guess that is due to his nature as a vibrating penguin.
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
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    • Travel friendly
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    • Breasts
    • Buttocks
    • Genitals
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  • AngelvMaynard
    AngelvMaynard  
    Cute, cute, cute!!! Loved the review! Made me smile
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    Thanks AngelvMaynard.
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    Lol, cute review. Thanks for the giggles.
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    Thanks for reading it.
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