My body didn't love this handle!

This toy would be PERFECT! (For someone who's not me.) This toy didn't git my G spot when it was fully inserted, and when I angled it so that it did, the handle wasn't on my clit and it hurt my pubic bone. Thankfully it was a good price and was worth a try!
Published:
Pros:
Strong vibrations, ergonomically fits the vagina, velvety feel, waterproof, easy to care for
Cons:
Batteries rattle loudly in handle, didn't hit me where I needed it, only one real way to use it
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is best for solo play, but with a careful partner could be used by two! It's the exact same design as the one designed for prostate stimulation, so it's certainly recommended for anal use! Just be careful; this toy is very firm and if not careful can lead to bruising!

This toy is meant for dual stimulation of the G spot and the clitoris. I found that while it hits my G spot, the handle is way too far out to do much clitoral stimulation. It's also intended for prostate stimulation in men, and if desperate could be used for nipple or erogenous zones.

This toy is very firm and knows exactly where it wants to hit, so I would suggest that beginners shy away from this toy. Advanced users may enjoy its firm pressure and ergonomic shape, especially if they know exactly what they need in a toy.

This toy is moderately quiet, so as long as you have thick doors you should be okay using this, especially if you turn on a stereo. The battery compartment also has a thin O-ring which makes this toy waterproof.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Out of the package, this toy had no initial smell or taste, which is always a plus! It's made of a velvety PU coated plastic which is rated a 7 out of 10 on the safety scale. This means that this toy will break long before it will bend, so it is very rigid. There is very little drag to it, and it's great to touch.

This toy is very smooth except for a small seam running the inside length of the toy. It can be felt with my fingers but isn't noticeable when in use! The button is sticky so that your finger can find it easily when your hand is lubricated or the toy is wet.

The texture would be great for beginning or advanced users! Beginners would enjoy the soft feel and ease of use it brings, and advanced users who know they like a smooth ride would enjoy the lack of drag.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This is a vibrator that knows what it wants. If my vibes could talk, my Harmonia would say "Oh, hey, yeah let's go where you want, I'm cool with anything~" While my Love Handle would say something along the lines of "Barbeque at Applebees." And no matter how many times you try to convince him to go elsewhere, it's his way or the highway.

If you require very firm stimulation right where this vibe has it, it will drive you crazy! Unfortunately, it overshot my G spot by about an inch, and there wasn't a lot to do to compensate for that. This toy is shaped for advanced users who, to continue my metaphor, know that the barbeque at Applebees is their favorite food. If you're still trying to find where you need to be stimulated internally, I'd recommend something that's got a bit more variation.

The design I feel would work a bit better if it was flexible and I could bend the 'handle' to my clitoris instead of having to have it fully inserted. Fortunately, this toy isn't too long (about 4 inches insertable) so it's not uncomfortable fully inserted.

This toy is not very girthy, so it's great for people that need slim, direct stimulation, but if you're in need of girth, this toy will leave you wanting more. This toy's small size makes it easy to hide. However, if found it's not exactly discreet.
    • Ergonomic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy just didn't do it for me. Does that mean it won't do it for you? Absolutely not! There are tons of positive reviews on this product, so if you think that this will hit the right spot, go for it! I know that if this toy hit me in the right spot, I'd love it!

However, this toy was much more noisy than I wanted it to be. The vibrations themselves weren't the noisy part, but the batteries rattling around in the compartment! I'm not sure if I got a defective one, but wrapping the batteries in a bit of a paper towel helped to stifle the noise. So essentially, this toy is a 1 bee toy while holding the handle firmly, but as soon as you let go of the handle it jumps up to being a three bee toy!

The vibrations are located in the handle but do transfer well into the shaft of the toy. The toy is controlled by one button that you push to turn on. The first setting is low, the second is medium, the third is a BZZBZZBZZ pattern, the fourth is a BZZBZZ BZZ, the fifth is BZ BZ BZ BZ BZZZZ, the sixth is BZZZ BZ BZBZBZ, and the seventh is a spastic, almost random pattern. The cycle then starts over again. To power if off, you hold the button for two seconds, and when you turn it back on it resets to the low setting.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

This toy is not a lint magnet at all and is very easy to care for. I wash it with a toy cleaner and then rinse it with water. The toy is waterproof, which makes for easy cleaning! I just toss this toy in my box because the original packaging is a bit of a pain to open!

This toy is compatible with water and silicone based lubricants, and I would suggest using a silicone lube for shower time fun as water based is water soluble!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy came in a hard, plastic dome. This had the name and the information about the toy printed on it and was very educational. I would have had a heck of a time getting the batteries in if it didn't have instructions on the box! It's see through, so the toy is clearly visible, and though there are no graphics, it's easy to tell its intended purpose.

Unfortunately, this box is VERY hard to open! You have to yank on the bottom until it suddenly pops off! There is no easier way to do this, so I store it out of the container it came in!
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative

Experience

I wanted to like this toy, I really did! I'm sure that it would fit someone's anatomy perfectly, but it was just not meant to fit me! It's a little too firm for me to use the way I need to use it, as well, meaning that this one will just collect dust in my toybox.

The good news is that it wasn't very expensive, and now I know! I found out something that my body doesn't like, which is sometimes more important than learning what it DOES like! I say that you should try this toy if it sounds like something that would fit you!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • newfoundlust
    newfoundlust  
    Well done. Keep up the good work. Sorry this one was not ideal for you.
  • Ms. Spice
    Ms. Spice  
    great review! it doesn't sound like my cup of tea either
  • married with children
    married with children  
    good review, thanks. I just dont know about this one. It does have an interesting design to it.
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Thanks for the review!
  • AngelvMaynard
    AngelvMaynard  
    Thanks! I have looked at this one, but after reading your review, I think it's probably too rigid for me. I like to manipulate the toys to hit the right spots. Your review was really helpful!
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    ty
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    thanks!
  • acessorie
    acessorie  
    thanks!
  • yarii
    yarii  
    thanks for the review!
  • J5ive
    J5ive  
    thx
  • sugar&spikes
    sugar&spikes  
    thanks for the review!
  • Rawr4483
    Rawr4483  
    Thanks for the video and review!
  • Harpina is gone
    Harpina is gone  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Lovely Jubblies  
    Thanks for this
  • Hot4You
    Hot4You  
    Thanks!
  • GirlOnGirl
    GirlOnGirl  
    Terrific review, thanks!
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for a well-written, honest review! We're looking for a beginner G-spot vibe and I think this one could be anywhere from good to OMFG, depending on anatomy. If it hits my wife's clit, too, it'll be a home run, but if it "just" stimulates her clit, that's still very cool.
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