Waterproof turbo glider blueberry bliss - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by tralfamadore

My first orgasm

Overall, this is a toy that I would happily recommend for a first-time user who isn't quite sure of what they may need, or feels overwhelmed by the selection. It's powerful enough to get the job done for most, and cost-effective enough that you're not too committed if it doesn't end up being to your liking. Be forewarned that heavy use is going to destroy it quickly. This isn't a toy that will be with you for the long haul, but it's a great way to gain your footing.
Published:
Pros:
This is a great toy for beginners. It's powerful, sleek, and very easy to navigate.
Cons:
Extended use wears it out very, very quickly. It's a huge battery-guzzler.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

While it may not look like much, this unassuming vibrator is great for first-time use by those who may be looking for a gentle introduction into the world of sex toys. Great for the clitoris or insertion, it's a good choice for those who aren't entirely sure what they might need in a toy. Be forewarned that it isn't the quietest toy on the block, but its multispeed dial really can pack a punch. I wore through the poor thing rather quickly and spent a small fortune on batteries in the meantime, but I credit this toy and this toy alone with getting me hooked. I don't know where I'd be today had I never found it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Beginners
    • First-timers
    • Inexperienced
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Beginner-friendly
    • Cute
    • Waterproof
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

The hard plastic material makes this toy safe and very easy to clean. Paired with a good lubricant it can be very slick and is wonderful for easy insertion or teasing. Again, it's a great starter for beginners. I found the bulged bubbles to be a very enjoyable effect, though I usually stuck to using the tip for clitoral stimulation only. The material can run hot when used for too long, and because it's plastic it can put off a bit of a stink. Be forewarned that running it at a constant high setting might make things smell a bit when you remove the batteries.
    • Bubbled
    • Smooth
    • Varied

Design / Shape / Size

Since this was my first sex toy, I really didn't know what to expect. I found the design of it to be very fun and cute. The fact that everything about it was so simple and straightforward definitely helped calm some of my nerves about using it. There was no fumbling around with attachments or trying to figure out what went where. And I was highly relieved that I didn't have to wait for anything to charge. All I needed to do was pop in some batteries and get rolling.

The smooth plastic material and the bubbled shape of this vibrator made it really enjoyable, as I found that I was able to pinpoint the areas that felt the best and concentrate the vibrations of the toy directly onto them. I don't enjoy insertion, so this was great for clitoral stimulation as I could hold the very tip of the toy into place and concentrate the bulk of the vibrations directly onto the clitoris. In addition, the variable speed dial made it really easy for me to go back and forth between different speeds and intensity settings without having to fumble with buttons or feel jarred by a sudden and intense change in the vibrations. There aren't any variations in pulsing actions, of course, but I liked being able to dial into something strong and then back away to tease myself a bit more.

The toy itself was very easy for me to hold in place and very simple to control. I didn't have any trouble getting it where I wanted or keeping it there, and I didn't have to fumble to change the speed.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This is a very simple toy without a whole lot of bells and whistles, but it certainly gets the job done for any beginner. The multispeed dial function is a wonderful tool for teasing oneself with a variety of different intensities without having to jump back and forth and feel jarred by a sudden change in vibration. With that said, it's not necessarily a quiet toy. The first few times I used it, I did so with a pillow over the top of myself in an attempt to mask the sounds of the vibration. I'm someone who needs a really strong vibration, and turning this up as high as I wanted to made it really rumble.

The more I used it, the shorter period of time the batteries would last. By the time it was on its last leg, I feel I was using two batteries a session. Otherwise I couldn't achieve the intensity that I needed. At the end I actually had to knock the toy up against something to get it to start, and the rumbles were really ineffectual. If you're going to be really hard on a toy, this probably isn't the one for you. It's not long lasting and it's really not made for a whole lot of use. The toy itself can get pretty hot when used for too long, and the batteries will start stinking like they're burning inside the vibrator themselves. If you know you're someone who's going to run your toy ragged, skip this one altogether. There's nothing worse than being in the middle of an intense session and having your toy go completely dead on you.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

The hard plastic casing of this toy makes it very easy to clean and coupled with a good lubricant it's very slick. Be sure to take the batteries out between uses. Don't just leave them sitting inside the vibrator with the base on it. Take it apart and give the insertable portion a good wash after every use.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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    Miss Nessa  
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    IslandGoddess  
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    comatose-kitty  
    Battery guzzler? Aw man, i better not use this much.
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