My Ohhh G! Missed the (G)Spot.

I wouldn't rush out and buy this toy for a friend (or for myself, for that matter), but if you don't yet have any small, discreet and quiet vibrating clitoral stimulators, this is a wonderful toy for that. It is easy to use, easy to clean, and has a pleasing, constant vibration.

If you want something that will hit your G-spot, think carefully about the measurements of this toy and your own anatomy before purchasing it!
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Pros
Great vibrations
Compact
Discreet
Cons
Poorly-designed for its intended purpose
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Ohhh G! wants you to believe that it is capable of being your personal G-spot AND clitoral stimulator at the same time. But, unless your anatomy lines up with the dimensions of the toy, you may have to relegate it to just being a 'clitoral stimulator' instead.

What this little gadget does have going for it is the surprisingly strong vibrations. In fact, my personal solution was to, more or less, ignore the clitoral stimulator and just use the G-spot stimulator on my clitoris.

You could use it anywhere you like to feel vibrations, really -- anus, nipples, or even your belly button! For me, the strength of the vibrations meant that I was able to reach climax using only the Ohhh G! on my clitoris.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The Ohhh G! is made of hard plastic. Some people will be instantly turned off by that, but I enjoy the smooth and firm texture. If the world of sex toy materials seems intimidating, then this is a good starting point.

It came out of its packet completely neutral-smelling. It's non-porous and rates highly on the safety scale -- you won't require any toy coverings with this one.
    • Hard
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This compact G-spot and clitoral stimulator has been designed for people with a very specific anatomy. Being made of a hard plastic and quite small in size, unless your G-spot and clitoris lines up with the design of this product, it simply won't hit the spots it claims to hit.

The entire toy sits at 4 1/4" in length, with the base of the G-spot stimulator and the clitoral stimulator placed unreasonably close together. I was unable to use this toy to successfully stimulate both areas at once.

The G-spot stimulator is 1 3/4" in length, which will probably be inadequate to successfully reach your G-spot -- it certainly didn't reach mine.

On the plus side, this toy is very compact and can easily be hidden away in your luggage or drawers. It doesn't even look that much like a sex toy; and, unlike a dildo, it wouldn't be too obvious if anyone spotted it peeking out of your handbag.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations in the Ohhh G! are pleasantly strong. It is controlled by a simple +/- two-button control on the back of the device and is very easy to control whilst using it. It claims to be a multi-speed toy; and, whilst I can vouch for that, I cannot tell you how many speeds it has!

There is no indicator as to how many speeds the Ohhh G! has, but the vibrations do increase dramatically the more you press the + button (and, likewise, with decreasing speed with the - button). So, you may have to commit to memory the number of button-pushes required to get to the speed that works for you.

It wasn't whisper-quiet, but I doubt it could be heard outside of the room it was being used in; and the sound was quite muffled once placed under the bed covers.

In terms of battery performance, I used my TV remote batteries and had it running at full-speed for at least 40 minutes, and the vibrations didn't slow or sputter. This was not the most scientific method to test battery life, but you'll definitely get some use out of it with only one set of batteries!
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Whether you are an oil, water or silicone-based lube fan doesn't matter, as this toy can be used with any lubricant you like. Storage is also not a problem; it won't suffer any damage from light or heat and will happily hang out with your other toys in your toy box.

Whilst you wouldn't want to submerge this toy in water (the battery compartment allows a small gap into the device and would inevitably become water damaged), you can use water to clean it. I would recommend a good rinse with some hot water, and it won't hate you for using antibacterial soap or alcohol to further clean it. With such a smooth, straightforward and non-porous toy, you can be assured that there is no cause for concern with germs hiding on this toy post-cleaning.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

There were no crass or misogynistic images here, just a small cardboard box with some retro designs and a clear window to the toy in front. The back of this box contains the usual safety information, along with a diagram to show you how this toy is used -- a great addition for beginners!
Follow-up commentary
I think I was too forgiving of this toy when I first reviewed it. Let's be honest, it's a silly, pointless, weird bath toy looking thing. Maybe if it was waterproof and I could actually take it in the bath, it would be of some use to me. As it is, I have better designed external/clit stimulators, and this toy doesn't do what it claims to do. I've not used it in months, and probably won't use it again.

Doc Johnson can do a lot better than this!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: KnK
    When I saw it I thought it looked like a wall hook. Lol, it'd be interesting trying to explain what this thing is.
  • Contributor: Red Vinyl Kitty
    Great review! This toy definitely looks like it's not going to fit everyone to me. I imagine if I got it, I'd probably have to use the g-spot part as a clitoral stimulator too.
  • Contributor: Harlot O
    I thought it looked like a stylised boat (on it's side) to play with in the bath(shame it's not waterproof)!

    And thanks for the comments, Twisted Finger and redvinylkitty. x
  • Contributor: Love Buzz
    I too thought it looked like a hook to hang your bath towel on lol. It also looks like a partial prototype for the iride. Great review
  • Contributor: done
    This toy turned out to be a real disappointment
  • Contributor: done
    This toy turned out to be a real disappointment
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