Lacey's jammer - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Oggins

Lacey's Jamaican Jammer is a simple, easy to use, waterproof, traditional vibrator. There really is nothing new or fancy about it, but it doesn't have a fancy price tag either! Sometimes we just need a quick, cheap thrill and Lacey's Jammer will do that for you! The packaging is also simple and easy to open. It does display Lacey Duvalle in an erotic pose but that is because this vibe is endorsed by Lacey. It really isn't trashy or bothersome at all but it did make me wish I were on vacation!

Fresh from the package, there were no horrid smells emitting from this vibrator which is always a good sign! It's made from abs hard plastic so it is phthalate free and non porous. It is safe to use water, oil or silicone based lubes with plastic toys and it's easily cleaned off because it's waterproof. You can either clean it with antibacterial soap and water, your favorite toy cleaner or by wiping it down with isopropyl alcohol. Just be careful you don't accidentally twist the battery cap off! It doesn't screw on like most traditional vibes do. It is more like a lot of pocket rockets that just twist a little into their closed position.

It's powered by 2 "C" batteries that slide into the bottom of the vibe after you've unscrewed the base. The base also sports the twist dial control. There are multiple speeds ranging from a very light vibration up to a pretty intense setting on high. Of course it is the loudest on the highest setting and it's likely to be heard through a closed door but the lower settings are not nearly as audible! Just make sure to leave the thin plastic insert inside the battery compartment instead of taking it out and throwing it away. If you remove it thinking it is just trash, your batteries will vibrate during use causing more noise!

The 1 1/4" diameter of this one is a good fit for me as well as the 5 ½" insertable length. The tip is tapered nicely for easy penetration too. While I did enjoy this one for penetration, I found that the vibrations were concentrated in the tip and that made for great clitoral stimulation! That makes it a good choice for use during sex with a partner too! Since it is a relatively hard material, it might not be a good choice for your partner to use on you unless they know your body very well! Otherwise, it could cause discomfort.

This one is also good for overall body usage to help relieve tired muscles or tension headaches. I enjoyed rubbing it on my temples and neck areas and it did help a certain amount until my Advil kicked in! It works just as well on your nipples too but for other obvious reasons!

Lacey's Jamaican Jammer lacks a flared base so please don't put this one in your butt! There is nothing to stop it from being sucked up all the way into your rectum making for a rather embarrassing ER visit! Butts need bases! So be safe not sorry!

Overall I enjoyed this one more than I expected too. My wonderful partner even laughed when we were through playing and told me, "don't tell me a traditional vibrator can't do it for you!" So, yeah, it was more fun than I expected and you just can't beat the price.

When I initially started using this toy, I really didn't think it would do much for me considering that I have a fairly large collection. To my surprise, it was indeed enjoyable! Granted this probably will not be a toy that I run to, I will keep it in my collection and use it on occasion. I just have others that I prefer over this one is all. There is really nothing to complain about on this one because it is what it is. A simple traditional vibrator. It's made and functions pretty much the same way any others do. This one just happens to be hot pink with a glittery metal flaking incorporated into the plastic.