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This product was horrible. It took 3 weeks to review it and it took 2 kits to make a complete one.
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Pros:
None, this kit was a complete waste of time and money.
Cons:
Broken toy, dye rubbed off on hands, no range of vibration.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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I have nothing, I repeat, nothing good to say about this product. When I first received it, I immediately pulled it out of the box, found some batteries, made sure they were fresh and plugged in the egg. Although there are several settings that varied in rhythm, they all had the same power setting. The egg was so powerful that when I sat it on the floor, it moved across the carpet like a cat toy. I noticed that the purple dye used on the bullet had also rubbed off onto my palms as well. I detached the egg (Since there is only one connector port) and plugged in the cock-ring. The ring is actually made of very thin, very hard plastic, and with the ferocity of the egg, I was scared to use it on my partner. I was concerned the toy might actually cut him. I plugged in the toy, pressed the button and...
nothing.

The cock-ring portion would not work, it just sat in my hand, useless.
That night I contacted Eden and had them send me a second kit, hoping that perhaps this kit had just been from a bad batch. When the second arrived I tried again, plugging the cockring into the base unit. This time it worked, but the plastic of the ring clicked ominously as it vibrated. I tried plugging in the egg that came with the second kit, but the new egg did not work.

All around, this toy was just a disappointment. I wish I had something, anything good to say about it. The packaging was ugly, the product didn't work, I don;t think having purple dye rubbing off in your private places are healthy, it took two kits to make one complete one. Just don't bother with it. The End.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Teasing a partner
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Comments
  • LicentiouslyYours
    LicentiouslyYours  
    Wow, this toy sounds seriously disappointing, with not one, but two bad pieces. What a waste of pretty purple on a lousy toy! Thanks for the reviewSmile
  • Twist Shimmy
    Twist Shimmy  
    Awww, that's too bad. I love purple just like Laurel, but I don't like it staining me. Sad face

    Sounds like a couples kit that will ruin people on sex toys forever!
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Wow! The bottom of that cockring looks like an adjustable kids finger ring. I would think it would pinch the wearer. So it's probably a good thing you never used it.

    Good review!
  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    Thanks for being honest! But the bullet sounds great, I love powerful toys.. the cock ring on the other hand sounds like a big ole slice of fail!
  • byteme97
    byteme97  
    I was thinking this looked like one of those Halloween party favor wings as well. And now thanks to this wonderful I and many others, can save ourselves from finding out how bad this really is. Thank You.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Ohhhh bummer - this one sounds like the toy from hell.
    Such ashame cause I liked the look of it.

    Thanks for the review
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