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No wonder it's so cheap.

Pass on this not-so-wonderful vibrator. For a great clitoral vibrator, there are way better toys to fall in love with. This just won't do it.
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Pros:
Lots of functions and pretty pink color.
Cons:
Way too big and weak! Cheap looking and feeling.
Rating by reviewer:
2
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I opened the box and immediately said "Holy crap!" I was expecting a small, discrete, pocket rocket-like size. What I got was a microphone looking, cheap plastic feeling, lackluster "vibrator". It is a pretty color, but that is all that is aesthetically appealing about it. The plastic it is made of is obviously cheap and flimsy.

I got over my shock and decided I'd try it anyway. It takes 2 AAA batteries, which I luckily had and am still amazed that I did! I was thinking "how are 2 tiny AAA batteries supposed to make this honking thing powerful?" I found out the answer was that they CAN'T. There are two buttons on the bottom. One says "Up" and the other says "Down" I turned it on and put it up against the palm of my hand. Blah. I pressed the "Up" button thinking it would get stronger, but all it did was change the vibration from steady to a pulse followed by a steady. I pressed the "Up" button a few more times with it up against the inside of my arm, felt a few of the rhythms and tried to turn it off. Hmm. Maybe if I do this? No. How about this? Shit! No! So I just untwisted the bottom and it stopped. It wasn't until about 15 minutes into my play did I realized that you have to cycle through EVERY function to get it to turn off! I still don't understand that even now, writing this after 3 days!

Anyway, I tried every function on my clit and decided that I liked the steady buzz the best. The weakness of this toy coupled with it's awkward size made trying to use it more than a little frustrating. The head of it alone with the nubs has no reason whatsoever for being so big.

Eventually I stopped, relaxed, found a good rhythm, and started again. I had to concentrate very hard and press down on my clit even harder, but I did ultimately orgasm. For what it is and what it looks like, it is not, in my opinion, worth even the cheap price it's listed as.
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My Wonder massager tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples
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  • RedKyuubi
    RedKyuubi  
    Thanks for the review
  • remember.me
    remember.me  
    Thanks for the review, sorry it was so horrible!
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    Too bad, thanks for the warning
  • justme23
    justme23  
    Thanks~
  • Anacilla
    Anacilla  
    Thank you all for reading and the sympathy! Lol
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Thanks.
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Rosen Rot
    Rosen Rot  
    Thank you for the insight!
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