Wonder massager - pocket rocket discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Anacilla

I opened the box and immediately said "Holy crap!" I was expecting a small, discrete, pocket rocket-like size. What I got was a microphone looking, cheap plastic feeling, lackluster "vibrator". It is a pretty color, but that is all that is aesthetically appealing about it. The plastic it is made of is obviously cheap and flimsy.

I got over my shock and decided I'd try it anyway. It takes 2 AAA batteries, which I luckily had and am still amazed that I did! I was thinking "how are 2 tiny AAA batteries supposed to make this honking thing powerful?" I found out the answer was that they CAN'T. There are two buttons on the bottom. One says "Up" and the other says "Down" I turned it on and put it up against the palm of my hand. Blah. I pressed the "Up" button thinking it would get stronger, but all it did was change the vibration from steady to a pulse followed by a steady. I pressed the "Up" button a few more times with it up against the inside of my arm, felt a few of the rhythms and tried to turn it off. Hmm. Maybe if I do this? No. How about this? Shit! No! So I just untwisted the bottom and it stopped. It wasn't until about 15 minutes into my play did I realized that you have to cycle through EVERY function to get it to turn off! I still don't understand that even now, writing this after 3 days!

Anyway, I tried every function on my clit and decided that I liked the steady buzz the best. The weakness of this toy coupled with it's awkward size made trying to use it more than a little frustrating. The head of it alone with the nubs has no reason whatsoever for being so big.

Eventually I stopped, relaxed, found a good rhythm, and started again. I had to concentrate very hard and press down on my clit even harder, but I did ultimately orgasm. For what it is and what it looks like, it is not, in my opinion, worth even the cheap price it's listed as.