Not All Dreams Last

The strong vibrations and ease of cleaning make this toy a must have! The price is also amazing. I love this toy. I just wish it would have lasted longer. I will definitely get another one... along with an 18 pack of AAs!
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Pros:
Girth
Strong vibrations
Very easy to clean
Waterproof
Cons:
Battery guzzler
Rigid
Broke quickly
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

The Dream Massager G is a strong, powerful G-spot vibrator. Too bad it broke after 2 months. I did get hours of use out of it though. It is great for clitoral stimulation, as well as internal and G-spot stimulation. It got my motor running immediately. Dream Massager G is girthy, so it might be intimidating for a first timer. This big boy is waterproof, too! So you can use it in and around water. The lowest setting makes a light humming. The more you twist the knob, the louder it gets. I suggest using it behind a closed door, and have some music on.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

Right out of the plastic it has a slight odor, but after a few uses it will go away. The Dream Massager G has a velvety texture, which causes a slight drag, so you'll need some lube. The material is hard and unforgiving, and the tip is pointy, so be careful you don't hurt yourself.
    • Light odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

When I opened the box and saw my purple Dream Massager G, I immediately thought of Barney. It's big, fat, and purple! I was taken aback by the size at first, but when I got the batteries in and used it... OMG!!!!!!!! The curves and bulges were perfect for my anatomy. This toy is not discreet at all! It is big, bright, and bulky. If you decide to take it anywhere, pack it in a place no one will go.
    • Ergonomic
    • Not discreet
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations in this toy are very intense. They can be felt throughout the whole toy, but it is more intense in the bulge. It is turned on by a turn knob, which can be difficult to turn when your hands are slippery. Dream Massager G, at the highest setting, is a little buzzy. In water, the sound is muffled, but the vibrations are just as strong.

Make sure to have lots of AA batteries at hand, because it tends to drain them pretty quickly.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Dream massager G is very easy to clean! It doesn't have any textures that gather any type of juju. And because it is waterproof, you can just wash it with soap and hold it under the running water to rinse it off! This toy can be used with any kind of lube you have in your collection.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
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  • spiced
    spiced  
    Thanks for the enthusiastic review! Too bad it broke, but it must have been awesome if you're going to buy another one.

    Check out the Mentor Program if you're interested in taking your reviews to the next level (and maybe getting some discounted products to review!).
  • Edeneve
    Edeneve  
    good start at reviewing. too bad it broke so soon.
  • cmcb91
    cmcb91  
    Great review!
  • perfectflaws
    perfectflaws  
    looks weird!
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