Not worth jack...
When Jack's head hit my g spot, the rabbit ears were nowhere near my clitoris. It was impossible to line them both up. What happened to my dreams of simultaneous stimulation?Published: February 26, 2009
Pros:
Aesthetically pleasing. Nice clitoral stimulation.
Cons:
Disproportionate. Impossible to achieve simultaneous stimulation.
I remember my first mental encounter with this toy. I was watching Sex in the City when the girls first learned of Mr. Rabbit. I know immediately that I had to get my hands on one of these fast. I quickly got online and made my first purchase from Eden Fantasy.
I waited impatiently for a week, until that one glorious day when I received my discreet, plain, brown, package. My eyes lit up when I realized what had come. I grabbed my package and quickly ran to my room, grabbing batteries on the way. I ripped open the box, tore apart the package, and popped the batteries in. That first hum was music to my ears. I remember thinking, "This is what it's all about. This is what I've been waiting for. This is my key to ultimate happiness and satisfaction."
I quickly got to work on my insatiable desires. I inserted the rabbit into my vajay-jay expecting immediate gratification. What happened next was far from what I'd been imagining for the past week. When Jack's head hit my g spot, the rabbit ears were nowhere near my clitoris. It was impossible to line them both up. I expected serious rotation and pleasure from the pearls in the shaft, and what I was experiencing was so far from that. It didn't feel right. It hardly felt good at all. I couldn't help but think, "What's wrong with me? Am I disproportionate? This can't be right! What is wrong with me?!"
I tried over and over again and never could get both parts to hit the right spots at the same time. Reluctantly, I finally realized that this toy was not for me. I could either use it as a clitoris stimulator or as a g spot stimulator, but never as both simultaneously. I was heartbroken and sick to my stomach. All of my hopes and dreams of the perfect sex toy shattered around me. I put Jack in my drawer and gave up on the lifelong romance I had planned out in my head.
Every now and then, I still pull him out and give him just one more try, but to my dismay, he is still not what I expected. To my disappointment, one size does not fit all.
I waited impatiently for a week, until that one glorious day when I received my discreet, plain, brown, package. My eyes lit up when I realized what had come. I grabbed my package and quickly ran to my room, grabbing batteries on the way. I ripped open the box, tore apart the package, and popped the batteries in. That first hum was music to my ears. I remember thinking, "This is what it's all about. This is what I've been waiting for. This is my key to ultimate happiness and satisfaction."
I quickly got to work on my insatiable desires. I inserted the rabbit into my vajay-jay expecting immediate gratification. What happened next was far from what I'd been imagining for the past week. When Jack's head hit my g spot, the rabbit ears were nowhere near my clitoris. It was impossible to line them both up. I expected serious rotation and pleasure from the pearls in the shaft, and what I was experiencing was so far from that. It didn't feel right. It hardly felt good at all. I couldn't help but think, "What's wrong with me? Am I disproportionate? This can't be right! What is wrong with me?!"
I tried over and over again and never could get both parts to hit the right spots at the same time. Reluctantly, I finally realized that this toy was not for me. I could either use it as a clitoris stimulator or as a g spot stimulator, but never as both simultaneously. I was heartbroken and sick to my stomach. All of my hopes and dreams of the perfect sex toy shattered around me. I put Jack in my drawer and gave up on the lifelong romance I had planned out in my head.
Every now and then, I still pull him out and give him just one more try, but to my dismay, he is still not what I expected. To my disappointment, one size does not fit all.
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the rabbit
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everyone i know says the rabbit is the most known and best vibrator out there however ive never used the rabbit. is it really that great?
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You could read the reviews.. but in my opinion, they're highly overrated.
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The reviews all say the same thing. Awesome.
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Pure G-spot Joy
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I would like to experience my first pure g-spot orgasm. I get close and I either freak out cause I feel like I am going to pee or I get tired/lazy and add a bullet to my clit and have a nice combo. I want to accomplish this solo before I add a partner so I know if I am a squirt or not. I usually cum first with just a clitoral orgasm and then try to move in to g-spot stimulation at most 5 minutes later. So any ideas on toys and technique would be helpful. I do not know if a vibrator or dildo is the best way to go.
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Quote: I would like to experience my first pure g-spot orgasm. I get close and I either freak out cause I feel like I am going to pee or I get tired/lazy and add a bullet to my clit and have a nice combo. I want to accomplish this solo before I add a partner so I know if I am a squirt or not. I usually cum first with just a clitoral orgasm and then try to move in to g-spot stimulation at most 5 minutes later. So any ideas on toys and technique would be helpful. I do not know if a vibrator or dildo is the best way to go.Definitely invest in the Ella! While she doesn't work for everybody (I still have yet to achieve a g-spot orgasm or squirt with her, but there are other factors that affect this) she has been a miracle for some. Even if she doesn't quite take you there, she definitely targets the g-spot really well, is made of a safe material, and doesn't cost a whole lot.
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Quote: Definitely invest in the Ella! While she doesn't work for everybody (I still have yet to achieve a g-spot orgasm or squirt with her, but there are other factors that affect this) she has been a miracle for some. Even if she doesn't quite take you there, she definitely targets the g-spot really well, is made of a safe material, and doesn't cost a whole lot.My wife has to be really worked up for the Ella to work on her. If she hasn't already orgasmed or isn't close it isn't much fun for her. Haven't made her squirt yet but still trying.
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This is pretty common with the rabbit toys. I have read a few reviews where women have had this same problem and then tried it in a doggie style position and had that work for them. No guarantees but maybe try giving that a shot.
Haven't tried it that way. I may attempt that later on. Thanks!
Doggie style helped me when on of my rabbits...hope it helped you!
Thanks for the review! It was fun to read!
Unfortunately, finding a rabbit that fits is often mostly trial and error. It took me a few to find one that fit OK, then more to find a great fit. If changing positions doesn't help, I hope your next try is a better fit!
thanks for the review
Thanks for the review
I'm searching for my first rabbit, and I didn't even realize that not hitting both spots would be an issue. I guess I just had this one-size-fits-all kind of illusion. More shopping around ...
Sorry it didn't work out for you! A lot of women seem to have this issue, though thankfully I haven't yet.
Thanks
that's too bad
nice review