Discreet massager discontinued
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Nothing but a tease

While this toy is cute and comes in a variety of 4 colors I cannot recommend this toy nor can I tell you it's a bad one as mine simply did not work.
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Pros
Bright Colors
Cons
Did not work
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

The Post Pocket Teaser is best used as a clitoral vibrator or at least an external vibrator. The size of this toy would make it compatible for a beginner or an advanced user. It can be used solo or with a partner; whichever your preference is. This vibrator should not be used anally; it does have a flat bottom but nothing that would keep it from getting lost.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This pocket teaser is made of Silicone which is rated a 10 out of 10 on the Eden's Safety Scale. There is a band of textured silicone in the center of the shaft. While it is there it is more for decoration and could not be felt at all during our attempted use. The texture will not change who can use this as far as a beginner or an advanced user. There was a light odor to the toy when I opened the package; it almost smelled like burning rubber.
    • Light odor

Design / Shape / Size

I got this vibrator in the orange color; it is really a cute design. It measures approx. 3 inches in length and I think that is about average for a clit stimulator. The top is rounded just a little bit; not to the point of being pointy. The rest of the shaft is straight line with just a 1/8 of an inch if that of increase on the very bottom. The size is great for an on the run or travel toy. As this toy did not work I cannot state how well it worked for me.

This toy would be very easy to hide though I would not consider it discreet.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibe is powered by a single AAA battery. There are supposed to be 10 different function modes on this vibe. To turn it on you simply push the button that is located in the center of the bottom cap. You push this button to change modes as well. To power off you have 2 options you can hold the button in for approx. 3 seconds or you can cycle through the modes until you get to the last one. The battery cap has a ring around the power button that lights up and in pulsating mode blinks with each pulse. This vibe was not tested in water to see if it is indeed waterproof.

The battery cover is a tight fit; that being said it does not want to go back on well and took several attempts. The vibe had to be shook upside down to get the battery to come out.

The only noise this toy made was a high pitched humming when cycling through the modes. It was not loud at all but very annoying. As for how loud the motor is I am unable to test that as will be discussed in another section.
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be cleaned with hot water and soap or a toy cleaner. Due to the textured pattern you will need to make sure you get in each groove and line; this would best be accomplished with something such as a toothbrush. Storing is easy as well you can put it back in the package or any other plastic bag.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging was a flimsy white box that had a picture of the toy on the front. The sides and back of the box had what size battery it needs as well as telling you that it has 10 functions. Inside the box was a clear plastic bag that the toy was enclosed in. This is not a discreet box and would not make a good gift box.

The only instructions in the box was a single sheet of paper telling you how to put the battery in.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I am hoping that I just got a defective toy. It would turn on and make the humming noise mentioned above but would not vibrate. There was nothing to be felt no noise from a motor or anything. After about 2 minutes of messing with it I shook the battery out and it was very hot to the touch. Even though this was a brand new battery I got another one and tried it with the same result only this time it also produced smoking. Needless to say I threw it in the sink and then in the trash.

I was excited about this toy as it looked to be a good clit stimulator. Hope you have better luck. I will be submitting a ticket on this item but as I don't have it to return I needed to do a review on it.
Follow-up commentary
I do not have anything to write for a follow up review as I no longer have the vibe and was never able to use it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Mistress Dragon
    Good info on this vibe I am sorry it didn't work and hope you get a new one to try out
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