Oh, Fun Factory...sigh

I hope to one day give a solidly awesome review of an FF toy. For now, I'll shop for less expensive knock-offs that won't make me regret my purchase when they peter out after a year.
Published:
Pros:
Great texture, good vibes, and easy cleaning,
Cons:
Both toys I've purchased from Fun Factory have died before the first year: What gives, FF???
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Paul, please don't hold this review against me – you're gorgeous, honestly, and while you were working I was your biggest fan. Love you – mean it!

Alas, you didn't work to your capacity, Paul. For your price tag (which was HEFTY when I sprung for you two years ago, in BLACK which is no longer offered), I had high expectations that were, perhaps, unreasonable. You dutifully fulfilled them for a year, but then you decided to quit on me after that year and accepted a minor role as a fun dildo that no longer vibrated. I feel certain I need not explain further.

Except to say: While Patchy Paul worked as a vibrator, he was the tops! Bumpy and girthy with an excellent G-curve, Paul was a loyal and reliable orgasm-maker to whom I looked forward to meeting after work on most days. Sadly, he quit vibrating quite unexpectedly despite the lack of visible damage to his inner workings or battery compartment. I am sorry to report that Fun Factory has failed me in this aspect more than once. I'm even more sorry as I was so attached to Paul, even after he stopped vibrating, that I didn't return him for a replacement; I simply relegated him to 'dildo' status and accepted it as a 'thing that happens'. And a good dildo he makes, but I'd be lying if I said it was entirely fine with me that he no longer vibrates – he was pricey! He was a great vibrator! I'm mad at Fun Factory!!!

But I still love you, Patchy Paul, even without your mechanics. I hope we can one day reunite when your inevitable reincarnation occurs; for now, I'll keep you for posterity and G-stim, but I hope we can achieve greatness one day. Don't forget me.
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My Patchy Paul II tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
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  • wrmbreze
    wrmbreze  
    How do you clean it, how many batteries does it take( if it even takes batteries). what kind of lubricants can you use with this, what's it even made of? Just a suggestion, while I really enjoyed your review,there are many things that it would be good to know about this product. In the future if you use the extended template, it can give you an idea of everything that you should include in your reviews. Also, if you haven't already heard the mentor program is a great tool to help you crank out useful reviews.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Sorry to hear about your less than stellar long term experiences with Fun Factory toys. They are generally very well made (hence the high price tags) but random things occur. Thanks for the review and better luck in the future.
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    So sorry about Paul's untimely demise. He sounds like a great toy when working properly.
  • Tagmstr
    Tagmstr  
    Thanks for the review!
  • MGDavicnigirl
    MGDavicnigirl  
    Is there an adjustable speed on this?
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review! That's too bad about it dying like that. =/
  • freda
    freda  
    nice review
  • guro
    guro  
    i'm steering clear of FF toys just because they've died out for so many people?? they look cute and fun to use but man, wtf. sorry about your experience, to that end!
  • jeep9
    jeep9  
    nice review

  • Blake Klink
    Blake Klink  
    nice review
  • Allison.Wilder
    Allison.Wilder  
    Thanks for the review! Sorry FF keeps letting you down!
  • FunFantasys
    FunFantasys  
    thanks!
  • Jenny Smith
    Jenny Smith  
    thanks for the review
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