Fukuoku power pack - finger massager discontinued by Finger Fitting Products - review by DreamWolf

Not one finger vibe but three, no more worries about where to put that friggin' control pack, and you can run them on solar power too! I had been so extremely curious about this one that finally I just gave in, gotta have one, too cool to skip!

Among the big reasons there were also the range of different textures, the fact that they all run on the same case of batteries, you can use them "mobile", moving them around, and you can plug each into a Solar Bullet engine!

It turned out that it isn't as powerful as it would be ideal for my taste, but my, I couldn't resist to grab the "triple jack plug finger vroomers for solar pleasures"! I would advise you to get one as well if you are a mighty sensitive little one, or if you look for jack plug vibes for off the grid delights! But power queens, beware, as this pack is rather for curious, experimenting ladies and gentlemen, and a quite pricey one for the buzzes!

It is originally made to be a handy massager, but we, lovers of pleasure toys, can tease and please our hungry clits with it by ourselves or mating away, and vroom-fan males can also find fun and joy in this cool looking little set! Wanna play out some old school sci fi fantasies?

Hard plastic, silicone and velcro make this fun looking set purrrfectly body-safe, being completely food-grade, hypo-allergenic, and latex and phthalates free. Except the velcro of course, but the level 8 safety hard plastic and level 10 safety silicone offer the option of sharing this lovely one.

The plastic parts have their naturally subtle, always pleasant smell, while the silicone bits don't seem to have any odors. In the taste department the hard plastic is what has no flavors, and the silicone has only some very weak, fine deliciousness. The three finger attachments have different textures, and these are: 17 dots arranged like an exploding star, 4 horizontal rows, and 3 concentric circles. It is truly lovely that you have the selection to choose which your favorite is, and to use any of them depending on your mood! Being mighty gentle, all three attachments are excellently beginner friendly, and may be too shallow for the rabid texture lovers. I excepted a little more as well to tell the truth, but to use them as off the grid vroomers "in case of emergency" it is still better than nothing, am I right?

Seriously, the design is hilarious! You know, like those oooooold-old illustrations for sci fi stories in the 20s, 30s and 40s! It just makes you feel like you are the mighty mighty space warrior chicka, and you are gonna zappp-zappp down everybody who stands in your way!

It is such a small and compact set, and here are the exact measurements for you to prove it:

control case length: 3 1/4 inches
control case width: 2 5/8 inches
control case thickness: 1 1/4 inches
cord length: 7 1/2 inches
attachment length: 2 5/8 inches
attachment insertable length: 1 3/8 inches
attachment width: 1 inch
attachment thickness without finger ring: 5/8 inch
attachment thickness with finger ring: 1 3/8 inch

The finger rings fit on the most giant male fingers too as they open wide on both sides (wow, I have just discovered it!), and the velcro straps are stretchy enough to serve a same purpose. And even if not, anybody can obtain extra velco straps!

The small size also allows you to hide this fun set pretty much anywhere, and you can also toss it into your purse, large pocket or glove box. Gotta be a space queen on the go too you know!

Just insert the 3 provided AAA batteries, plug the funny teasers in, slide them all on your fingers in any order you wish, and turn that dial high to start the zapping on your very flesh! Vroooooom, vroooooom! You can stroke your tender luscious lips, tickle your craving spot, slide it a wee bit into your hungry flesh, poke and tease your cherished love, and scare your pets away as they come over to sniff at the strange looking gadget! Nobody is as mighty as the mighty mighty vroom-fingered warrior queens! 27000 vibrations will be vrooming away in a minute, though they are rather buzzy, so buzzy that in the tips where you feel them the most, you will feel no power penetrating into your flesh. The three attachments together may be too bulky to place on your spots cozily, especially because the tips carry what you could really enjoy, instead of lingering under the textured parts.

Not being waterproof, but surprisingly loud, it is advised only for the more sensitive geeks! Speaking of which, you may want to use through TWO closed doors instead of one! As yer mom and dad will hear it from the neighboring room!

Hard plastic and silicone are both shareable, and you can clean them carefully (as this cool buzzer is NOT waterproof) with antibacterial soap and warm water. You can also wipe the plastic parts down with isopropyl alcohol.

As you will use only the silicone tips on this non-waterproof fanciness, you are allowed to enjoy only water-based lubricants! I know, I know, you are the mighty mighty space warrior - but even the space warriors may be limited to certain ways of using their power...

I store it in the original package for now, for reviewing purposes, and after I am done with it I will just get a pouch and throw all the cute little parts into it. And you better follow my way, because you want to keep this hilarious gadget dry at all costs, otherwise the evil wetness aliens will eat its heart out!

The packaging is BIG, BULKY, ENORMOUS!

Along the sides it is shaped like a triangle with a cut off tip, taking up 11 1/4 x 4 inches of space! You can see the futuristic weapon of pleasure on a supposedly male hand in the front with basic info, and on the back the guy is giving a massage with it to a chicka, laid on her belly, covering only her butt with a white towel. Some "advertising blah-blah" is also around, and the manufacturer encourages you to clean it with a clean alcohol cloth. (Oh well, first the back massage with the almost useless buzzes, and now alcohol mentioned for silicone! Am not entirely sure if it is a good idea...) You also see legal notes, and the product name on the rampage on all of the sides, except on the very bottom. As it was designed to be used as a body massager, no pleasure-related material can be found anywhere on or in the shiny, black and white paper box! (Yep, the transparent cradle inside is safe to discover in plain view as well, and it has no manual inside!) Thanks for the provided batteries by the way, dear Finger Fitting Products! (Though I don't see your name anywhere on the package, what the...!)

Because of the purrrrrrfectly casual look anyone can receive this hyper-tech accessory as a gift, as we all have the right to enjoy some body massage! Dare to send it to whoever you choose, and dare to encourage her/him to show it off gladly to everybody! No need to hide this funny buzzer away! You can startle and chase your pets with it all day long!

Well, indeed, extremely cool idea, not much inside the textured tips. And of course this funny buzzer was designed for body massage, so no wonder nobody paid attention to create small enough attachments for your precious flesh.

It is usable, yep yep, though I will never bother with trying to achieve full pleasure with it... It will be a fun looking addition to my collection of jack plug vibes, and I will have to make sure I have at least three Solar Bullets around. Hilarious prepper's vroomer, yeppp, it is! And I assume that you are mighty sensitive, or just too goofy to miss out on this futuristic accessory. Oh, indeed, what about dressing up in sci fi style for next Halloween? Nobody will call you nuts if you attack strangers with your high tech buzzing weapon! Buzzzzzzzzzz, buzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Well, you guessed right, I wasn't able to enjoy it enough to take the time and try to achieve full delight like mentioned above. Have tried it once for a few minutes, then just laughed and put it away - funny as hell, but not usable for my highly demanding, always starving flesh.

If you are a power queen you don't even have to bother with this geeky little toy. Except if you intend to use it for arousal purposes only, or on your precious one. And don't forget about the playful ideas, especially the crazed Halloween on the hunt for aliens! If that justifies the amount of money or points to spend on it, you will be a happiest li'l goof girl! All hail the mighty warrior queens! (And mighty warrior princesses!)