Paris duckie

Massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Ooo la la! Go duck yourself.

So cute I'd probably buy it again and still recommend it as a gift. But it doesn't get me off. Feathery bit is hard to clean. Low vibrations. Hard to turn on/off. (Requires beating your duck sometimes!) If whimsy gets you off, this is a good appetizer but be sure to have a back up bullet or pocket rocket.
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Pros:
It's a duck!
Cons:
Feathery bit is hard to clean. Low vibrations. Hard to turn on/off.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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It's a plane. It's a bird. It's a duck! It's a ducky vibe.

All of the rub my duckies vibrator models are cute. Cute in an anime eyed, sugar coma, super sweet style cute. Maybe a little too cute. CO: Cuteness Overload. The models include the Ernie approved bath time favorite, the traditional yellow "rubber duck". There are also pirate, bondage duck, and other sweetish toy treats. The elegant little Parisian mallard is no exception. Deathly cute. Seductive.

I've had mixed success with the rub my duckies. They are fuck-all cute. Or duck-all cute? But the exterior is easy to clean but sometimes difficult to turn on (or get out batteries). It has a fairly low vibration and is oddly shaped enough to not quite hit the spot for me. I have had more success with the duck tail against my clit than any other position (of me or vibe) but would be interested to hear from duck bill enthusiasts.

The Paris Duckie is a mini and more pleasurable than his larger sized ducky brothers. The feather band is on an easy to remove elastic band and might make a good hair tie but it is impossible to clean. If it is meant to be a ticklish addition, the "can't be cleaned and not too fluffy when wet" factor is a big drawback.

So cute I'd probably buy it again and still recommend it as a gift even though it doesn't get me off. Feathery bit is hard to clean. Low vibrations. Hard to turn on/off. (Requires beating your duck sometimes!) If whimsy gets you off, this is a good appetizer but be sure to have a back up bullet or pocket rocket.

Still an excellent gift because of its insanely over cute factor. Even the instruction book is darling! Also funny, informative and damn near worth the price of the toy.
Follow-up commentary
My opinions about it haven't changed. It's still more novelty than toy. If its batteries were dead, I wouldn't know or care, but it's too cute to dislike. It is sort of like hating a teddy bear. Yes, I still intend to buy the whole collection. I won't fuck 'em. Well, not directly anyway. I still intend to experiment on skinny chicks and see if they get more out of the design than us plusher body types. Eventually. Sometime. When I get around to it. I have a lot of sweet, fat bodies at the top of my to-do/to-fuck list, and so skinny girls and duckie fuckie experiments will have to wait their fucking turn.
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  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Thanks for the review
  • G.L. Morrison
    G.L. Morrison  
    You are very welcome.
  • wetone123
    wetone123  
    I love your title! Go duck yourself! Made me laugh hard! Thanks for the review and the chuckle!
  • Kaltir
    Kaltir  
    Thanks for the review
  • dv8
    dv8  
    That title is ducked up.
  • G.L. Morrison
    G.L. Morrison  
    LOL dv8
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for the review. I know I hate it when I have to beat my duck!
  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Brandi Rouxxx  
    Great review!
  • G.L. Morrison
    G.L. Morrison  
    Thank you, Brandi. And you have a great ass.
  • CuteDee
    CuteDee  
    = ) Great review!! Thanks!
  • angel142stx
    angel142stx  
    Thanks for the review
  • strawberrystwstd
    strawberrystwstd  
    Great review!
  • Princess-Kayla ?
    Princess-Kayla ?  
    Great review
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Cute title for the review!
  • cocomo
    cocomo  
    lol thanks!
  • zracer
    zracer  
    Great review
  • Apirka
    Apirka  
    Thanks for the review! These are indeed cute, but definitely not strong enough for me.
  • saunders1971
    saunders1971  
    ty
  • shortstoke1980
    shortstoke1980  
    ty
  • amenti
    amenti  
    I wish they still carried ANY of the ducky toys.
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