Dreamers bliss - massager by Cal Exotics - review by (Re)tired Stripper

Dreamers bliss - massager Massager by Cal Exotics
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Dreamers bliss

Massager by Cal Exotics

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Pinch Me...I'm Dreaming

Attractive in every way, the Dreamers Bliss holds its own in my pile of luxury toys. Don't let the low price fool you. With deep, rotating vibrations, it's super-quiet and ridiculously intense.
Published: April 27, 2011
Pros:
Powerful. Waterproof. Beautiful.
Cons:
Requires two hands to turn the dial. Nubs can be uncomfortable.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Dreamers Bliss has quickly become my most-used vibrator. I was struck by how attractive it is in appearance and texture, with its silky, undulating waves and soft lavender colour. I'm very into textures and tactile sensations, so I even enjoy just touching this velvety toy. This vibe is great for vaginal or clitoral stimulation, but the lack of a flared base means it's a no-go for anal insertion. It's reliably waterproof, so I confidently use it in the tub.

I really enjoy using this to stimulate my G-spot. Although it has no prominent G-spot bulb at the end, I've found it doesn't need it. The thick, wave-like shape and rumble-y vibrations are enough to get me off quite easily. The moment I turned it on, I actually gasped out loud--it's that intense. Apart from my plug-in wands, it's the strongest vibrator in my collection.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

I absolutely love velvety toys! This one is incredibly smooth, without a large amount of "drag," even with the row of raised nubs. I'm normally not one to notice such a thing in most toys, but this one has a very distinctive texture. Once in awhile the nubs will irritate me if I thrust the Bliss, but it's nothing too bothersome. If they do bother me, I just twist it so the protrusions touch the side walls of my vagina where I can't feel them.

This isn't a wimpy-sized vibrator. It's unyielding and hard, with very prominent nubs and a matte finish. The 1 1/2" diameter girth feels pleasantly plump but doesn't cause discomfort. The texture makes it feel larger than many of my other toys, even if it measures the same, so bear that in mind if you are concerned about size.

There is no scent or taste to the plastic.
    • Bumpy
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This vibrator has some major aesthetic appeal. The matte plastic is a beautiful powdery lavender with a slightly darker base. It's not a pink tone at all, which is refreshing amidst an ocean of Barbie-like toys.

The Bliss is made of hard, pthalate-free plastic with "velvet cote." The hard plastic makes it wonderful for G-spot stimulation, while the "velvet" coating lends an irresistible texture that feels sumptuous.

It measures 6 1/4" in length, with 4 1/2 of those insertable. It hits my G-spot and allows for comfortable thrusting without banging against my cervix. The 1 1/2" diameter girth is large enough to give a full feeling without stretching or discomfort.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations rock the entire Bliss with sort of thunderous, rumble-y vibrations that transmit very clearly through the plastic. I almost always need some clitoral stimulation to get off, and the Bliss is so powerful I could feel the vibrations all the way to my clit. It's so strong, it rivals rechargeable and plug-in vibes while only using 2 AA batteries. With as strong as it is, I found this vibe about as loud as my white noise machine when used under a blanket. It's quieter than my little tabletop fan, and cannot be heard through my thin walls.

Adjusting for gradually more powerful vibrations is a pain, especially with lube-coated fingers. I find myself holding the base with one hand and turning the dial on the bottom with the other. Most of my vibrators have really sensitive controls that tend to change on me when I am getting carried away; the Bliss stays put at the desired setting.

This is a vibrator that is *actually* waterproof, it doesn't just claim to be! I used it on my clit in the shower, because the material and size make it hard to insert without lube.
    • Discreet sound
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Being so smooth, it not only feels amazing, it's also very easy to clean with toy cleaner or soap and water. You can wash this thoroughly without worry because it is truly waterproof. The packaging insert recommends using with water-based lube exclusively, but I tested it with silicone lube and the toy is fine. It's a shorter toy and tucks away easily into my toy storage.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

Bliss comes wrapped in plastic in a small cardboard box. The box isn't sturdy or resealable, and the picture on the front indicates the contents.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I was really surprised by the quality of this toy. I generally find myself reaching for a select few luxury toys over and over again, so it's refreshing to have an affordable favourite that I can recommend to others (without them giving me that, "You spent HOW MUCH on a sex toy!?" look).

Experience

This is one of the only traditional vibrators that gives me G-spot and clitoral orgasms simultaneously and often within a few minutes. The depth of the vibrations is impressive in that I don't get too sensitive after coming, which means I can easily attain multiple orgasms.
Follow-up commentary
I'm still in love with the size, shape, texture, and most especially the low-frequency, rumbling vibrations. This vibrator doesn't merely vibrate, it also sort of gyrates in a circular fashion, grinding ever-so-slightly against my g-spot.

It's the first toy I've ever really gushed (my version of squirting) with, and the only toy that reliably gets me off exclusively from internal vaginal stimulation. It's still my go-to, and is still going strong. If it ever died out on me, I would definitely purchase a new one. It's that good.

I also discovered I love how STRONG it is for clit stimulation when I travel and don't feel like lugging around my Hitachi. When I'm travelling and horny, you bet your butt I'm going to want to get off quickly and efficiently so I can get on with my business or pleasure (travel pleasure, not sexytime pleasure). The Dreamers bliss does the job excellently.

It remains a top shelf next-to-my-bed toy for me and I don't see that changing any time soon.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Anjulie (verified)

Great review

10/12/2011
Love Perpetua (verified)

Great review! These seems like a great vibrator and it is affordable to boot!

10/23/2011
Kaltir (verified)

Thanks for the review

11/10/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (verified)

Thanks for all of the comments and for reading!

Love Perpetua, I am one of those people who places quality over quantity (read: I revel in the luxury, high-end toys instead of tons of cheaper ones)....but I LOVE this... it remains one of my most-used vibes.

11/14/2011
Freshbananas (verified)

thanks for the review : )

11/22/2011
starklover (verified)

thanks

12/06/2011
Chul (verified)

Fantastic review. I'm glad that a toy in this price range can deliver so well. Love the details about the vibrations.

12/09/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (verified)

Thanks, all!

Chul, thanks for letting me know what you found helpful That helps me make better reviews! I appreciate it!

12/10/2011
Ryuson (verified)

Wow! This review makes me REALLY want this toy! And thanks for the follow up, as well!

12/10/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (verified)

Thanks, Ryuson! And you are quite welcome. I could write pages about this toy.. I love it that much. If you do get it, I would love to hear what you think of it!

12/11/2011
voenne (verified)

Sounds really promising!! Thanks for the review!!

12/13/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (verified)

Thanks, voenne! It's out of stock; hopefully it comes back in stock. You are very welcome and I appreciate you reading it!

12/14/2011
7Miles (verified)

Thanks for writing

Jan 10, 4:38 pm
Zombirella (verified)

Thanks for the review

Feb 22, 12:49 am
Lizzy (verified)

Nice review thanks

Mar 17, 1:04 am
Missmarc (verified)

Great review, thank you so much!

Mar 19, 6:23 pm
vanilla&chocolate (verified)

Thanks for the review!

May 16, 4:09 pm
myscreenname (verified)

great review

May 25, 1:33 am
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