This toy was definitely designed
I bought this because it was cheap and a product of California Novelty which makes good beginner toys which are relatively inexpensive. I also tend to like toys with remotes as they usually provide a great range of power.
I opened the package and flipped open the top. To my wonderful surprise it required only 2 AA batteries which is great because I really think some toys require far too many batteries. I got out my lube and began testing it out. First, the highest speed is no where near high enough. I kept thinking "where is the fast speed?". So when I finally came to terms with the fact that I was going to be there a while, I tried rolling it around and seeing how I could turn this situation around.
It has an egg shape design which is supposed to help add to your pleasure but I found it frustrating. It slips and moves even when you hold it in place because it's
egg shaped. If you hold it firmer to the area it can hurt especially toward the pointier top and it gets more horrifyingly noisy. This is especially irritating if discretion is what you seek.
So I found this toy both ineffective and noisy which really will ruin a moment! After having this toy for four months I noticed it was starting to discolor. I was it with a toy cleaner and didn't think much of it until it started to irritate my skin. So, after four months though it still works (to the best of it's initial capacity) I have had to discard it.
This toy is small and discreet which along with its price can make it appear tempting but in reality, it is loud, weak and poor quality makes it something I could totally do with out.
Sorry to hear this didn't work for you, and thanks for the honest review. If you're willing to invest a few more dollars, I recommend the Xtreme Pack G-Spot Bullet if you like vibes with hand-held remotes. It also only takes 2 AA batteries and is one of the funkiest-looking vibes out there. It is great for internal and external stimulation, and sturdily constructed.
Nothing worse than a weak bullet/egg vibe. The most powerful bullet I've came arcoss so far is the Golden Nugget. I've tried the Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet also, and while an excelent vibe, just wasn't as powerful as the golden nugget. Granted I used and abused my Golden Nugget until it died, which sadly was only a month after I got it, but think I'll end up buying another one. That 9 volt battery really makes a huge difference compaired to two AA's.
Thanks for the honest review :)