Crotch massager - traditional vibrator by Little Genie - review by Pandahb

The Crotch Massager can be used for clitoral stimulation. It is fairly small, only 5 inches total length and 4 inches of insertable length. There is no flare at the end, and with it being so small, this toy should not be used for anal use at all! Even with a death grasp it would be too easy for what little of a handle could be used to get slippery and toy to go too far inside. This toy is more of a novelty one and is best used for clitoral stimulation.

This toy is made of plastic getting an 8 on material safety. It's very smooth to the touch except for a crease around the middle. When I first got the toy there was a slight plastic smell from the wrapper but it didn't stick to the toy. This toy is novelty so its meant for all users just for fun. Any user could find it cute but powerful.

The shape is interesting, in that it is somewhat flat on the one side and sorta bellows out on the other. Like said under use, this toy is very small. Only because of the actual size and its bullet shape making it not as intimidating, it would be a bit more for newer users, however it really could be for advanced users too due to the power packed into it and its novelty.

This toy is extremely easy to hide. Not only is it small and can hide in small places, the covering for this toy looks like a candy wrapper and can be held inside a purse even. If someone were to see it in a glimpse he/she would most likely think nothing of it; that is, if he/she had no intents of stealing some chocolate!

Though perhaps maybe not what one may think a powerful toy from sight, this little toy packs a punch. To operate, 1 AA battery needs to be inserted + side down (- up) and the end cap twisted on. There is only one speed (powerful :P) so once the end cap is on the toy is buzzing! And very loud at that. The power really makes up for the loudness. It probably isn't best to use it in public since its so loud though. This toy is not waterproof!

The smooth surface of the Crotch Massager makes it easy to clean for. There is a crease around the middle which should be taken note of while cleaning, as it could be easy for hidden germs and bacteria to hide there. Because of this I would recommend washing this toy with either soap and water or a cleaning solution after use and using at least soap and water before to make sure to be completely safe.

Also, this toy's only packaging is a plastic case which doesn't "protect" it as much as one may think. When I first got this in the mail I was very excited to use it, and when I saw brown smudges on it I was a little nervous about it at first. I washed it a few times before any use to make sure that it was completely clean.

This nifty little toy comes in the cutest little container. The plastic wrapper looks similar to the candy wrapper of a Crunch candy bar, substituting the word "Crunch" for "Crotch". It looks fairly cheap, but for the price you're paying, it is totally worth it. One thing to keep in mind, like said under Care and Maintenance, the only packaging that this toy contains is the "candy" wrapper.

I found that sometimes when the end cap isn't on all the way and the metal circle is pressed on, it makes the toy vibrate. It has all been random for me so far but hopefully I will be able to figure it out in time for a follow up!