Twisted hearts seduction - vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by The-Great-Blight

I'm not sure why I got this thing exactly, it was a free gift with my purchase but I didn't think I would have any particular use for it. Except what I didn't realize is that this isn't a small bullet sized vibrator, it's actually quite girthy. It is as thick as the toys I usually put in my butt. I know it's intended for g-spots and clitori. But I figured I'll stick a couple batteries in and maybe give it a shot. The petal only got in the way slightly, but once inside this guy actually packs a punch.

It's made of TPR, it's squishy and smooth. It didn't have a scent, but I did lick it and it has an awful, I mean REALLY AWFUL bitter taste; even after thoroughly washing it with soap, would not come out. That was TPR taste and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I am a bit skeptical as far as the safety of the material.

Wow this thing is big. I didn't look at any of this toy's specs because it was a free gift. I figured it was going to be a bullet I could keep around for... something. Whip it out maybe during foreplay on someone's clit. This toy is 1 and 5/8 inches thick and has petals. I'm not entirely sure it's meant to be inside of you. It's amazing when it's inside, but maybe it's not so universal. I would suggest the petals be made softer for easier insertion. Those little things inside could be really good, but not necessarily at their current firmness.

The toy is also waterproof.

Its got a dial to control speed and at high it's kind of loud. I find vibrators are only at their strongest when the battery is brand new and then, like heroine, you never get the same sensation again.

Basic warm water and soap. Anti-bacterial soap. Water and silicone lube. Not sure what can be done about that taste though.

Very simple plastic box, plastic molding inside; nothing to write home about really.

I didn't really use this toy as intended since I lack the bits necessary. But I found it enjoyable. It's thick, but short and it stays in.